Why I hate everything.

Since this “journalist” thing isn’t working the way I planned and no one in the cycling industry is lining up to send me nice new products to review, I’m going to beat them to the punch and just review the stuff I already own or will be buying. This is a thinly veiled attempt to court companies’ attention and fulfill my fantasies of getting free stuff! It’s reverse psychology, how could it not work?

Here’s the real reason why I hate everything. I’m an idiot. I’m trying to look cool and in order to do so; I have to pretend that I can find fault in even the most perfectly executed cycling product. And I’m tired of reading so many glowing internet reviews. I mean, c’mon, you have to eventually find something you don’t like, don’t you? And isn’t the internet made for nonsensical rants that fly in the face of reason or logic?