Off-Topic for 10/18/2011 – 06:00

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13 Comments

cx sucks

Now that all the roadies have invaded the mellow sport, I’m reading the same namecalling hate filled race reports. HA!

mernatron

it’s mildly baffling to me how such a simple concept is confusing to you. We spend a lot of money on bike shit. We try hard to look good while using our bike shit. Your question may as well have been “why do bike racers shave their legs,” because, obviously, we try to look the part. Having a picture of ourselves competing in this sport allows us to show it off. Facebook. Send it to Grandma. If you put 2 and 2 together, the juxtaposition should be quite obvious.

And saying, “absolutely no other sport is like this” is complete bullshit. Perhaps seeing many photo-related comments on this side gives a skewed perspective as to the actual desire for photos, outside of the website. But I doubt it. Cyclists aren’t that different from everyone else. We just try really hard to be.

ur so vain

explain to me why cyclists are so obsessed with photos? Now all the hipsters participating in boogie nights tonight are telling photogs to come out to the park to shoot em. wtf? Absolutely no other sport is like this.

Lenny Bushing

are soooo obsessed with categorizing each other. Everyone wants to see a picture of themselves, they take pictures of fat runners for God’s sake. Don’t be a self-righteous asshole, I’m sure your shit stinks too!

ur so vain

untrue. runners do not request photogs to show up. I know of no other sport that does this. my shit stinks in plenty of ways, not in this one though, and I am seriously just trying to understand it.

Lenny Bushing

about pics because you’re ugly. Maybe the glass is half empty to you. Think positive and ask for what you want in life. Hey, you never know!

Andy Shen

Bike racers are obsessed with photos because there are photos there to begin with. I’ve played league basketball and tennis, and absolutely not one picture was taken, ever. Those sports aren’t as interesting or challenging to shoot, and you can’t get a great shot as amateur bball and tennis players look like shit.

Bike racing, however, is challenging to shoot, and even a cat 4 race can look pretty pro with the nice gear, matching kits, and (hopefully) fit riders.

So I say it’s a chicken/egg thing. The prevalence of photos is what makes bike racers vain.

Would you rather shoot this

or this:

Rune Wave Ring

Lenny, just because your wife hates your riding all the time and obsessing over bike parts on weight weenies instead of paying attention to her, and thinks you look actually look pretty stupid in your denim-patterned lycra bib shorts and pink floyd jersey, doesn’t mean you have to bag on the rest of us.

Welcome to the club. Embrace the ethos. Admire oneself in the photos.

ur so vain

that is actually a reasonable answer (and funny, as basketball and tennis are the 2 other sports i had in mind, although you could expand to soccer, baseball, really any others)

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