Greatest Photo Ever

Off season schmoff season

 Captions please!!!

Photo courtesy Daniel Benson, cyclingnews.com.

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West Coast Reader

All they’re missing is those small black German glasses and we have:

SPROCKETS!

(all I could add after the plethora of good posts)

Schiatuzzo Locknut

The QuickStep photo with Boonen and company spooning while holding the pillows is far worse.

comfy henley lovah

Guy on right: “When did Billy Idol become a redhead?”

Guy on left: “That chick on the end is smoking hot.”

Billy Idol: “Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now. Perhaps if I stare straight ahead long enough, these guys will stop j*rking off while staring at me.”

Mathieu Seattube

Banjo music played quietly—solemnly, perhaps–in the background as Dagmar Von Firecrotch contemplated what his two pals meant by, “We’re gonna make you squeal like a pig.”

Oderigo Stiff

WTF? Cippo was right when he said that we need more balls and swagger in the peloton. Yeah they are international pros and all but they look like total dorks in this photo… not like heroes in any way.

Maxim Threadlock

Linus: I hope he doesn’t remember what happened last night..

Brice: I will never forget last night.

Ruben Rim

Guy on left: “Man, I can’t believe I’m on the same team as Justin Bieber and this smoking hot redhead…”

Joe Public (Duh!)

Ain’t that the truth. Pencil thin, don’t look so good when they’re wearing suit jackets.

Newman

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when Jerry’s friend and Elaine are on a first date and “he takes *it* out”. “It?”. “It”. “Out?”. “Out”. Except this is less hetero. That being said, I think the photo is inconclusive.

I saw a different photo set with a shot of McQuaid at the presentation looking slightly pissed off. Maybe this was why. Or maybe he always looks that way.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/photos/team-leopard-trek-kit-revealed/153388

Nathan Stiff

Team Leotard eagerly awaits to see if the official lubricant sponsor will be Pedro’s or KY.

(Ends up it’s Phil Wood – ed.)

Joe Public (Duh!)

Check out the kit. Talk about a not so TV friendly design. It ain’t no Saxo Bank, that’s for sure.

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