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Bounty hunting

Bounty hunting

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Nathan Dry Lube

What happens if he actually is in better form than Lance come July? Will he get the green light? Or will he have to soft pedal, again?

Well, Kloeden was in better form than Lance in Murcia, and he got to sit up and haul the old guy up that Cat 1 after Wiggins dropped him.

What Johan needs to do is hire that cow that outclimbed Lance in Hawaii, put a RS jersey on him, and get him to haul LA’s fat ass around so the other riders can ride for whoever is strongest on the team (which won’t be LA).

West Coast Reader

He sure is the butt of the joke.

What happens if he actually is in better form than Lance come July? Will he get the green light? Or will he have to soft pedal, again?

Guido Saddlesore

I think this summer will see Bottle’s role change. Instead of LA shouting “Bottle” as a master does to his serf, LA will be gasping “bottle” as an old man does to his nurse.

Lorenzo Rivnut

If you want to keep your sponsors happy you give them as much exposure as possible. That’s one area where Lance can beat all the other Shack riders. So for that reason alone he will get a lot more support than any other rider of his ability would get.

NikoT

Andy is that Feathers McGraw? I guess artists subconciously do always include themselves in their work

wheelsucker

…will be at the top of his game come July. You silly people who think not. Ferrari will have perfected the concoction to work on the old lance cyclist as well as it works on the younger alberto cyclist. To think Levi was nothin’ before joining lance…

Dong Work For Yuda

Lance: Now get off my lap, Bottle, and take your stupid dog with you. I have to go meet Dr. Ferrari, even though we’re not working together any more.

Sacha

It is Phase III, not stage. It is truly blinded because you don’t know who is doping and who is not. The results will be uninterpretable though.

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