Bicycle Races Are Coming Your Way
8/24/2009
Here we are, boys and girls- It’s already mid August, and the road season is almost over. This year’s season ran a bit long in the tooth and by July I felt about as burnt out as astoner at Burning Man… I guess going full-bore starting with training camp in Feb until now takes its toll (and i don’t think I’m the only one…) The ennui of late summer bike racing was all around, but now three things have happened that have set the fire in my loins once again:
1) Cyclocross season’s around the corner!!!! If I have any hope of finishing in the middle of the pack as a newly minted cat 3 in CX, I better start training more…
2) The team has been absolutely kicking ASS lately. 2 wins in the park by Zak, Alvin winning Tokeneke (and finally getting his cat 3 upgrade), and the little stunt Zak and I pulled at Lou Maltese (more on that below)
3) For some god-forsaken reason, I’m pre-reg’ed to do the Green Mountain Stage race. After last year’s spectacle* you think i would have learned my lesson, but no.
Tim’s surgical precision in the leadout is remarkable- he’s steady, finds great lines, and guides you to victory with perfect timing. I stuck onto Tim’s wheel like Britney Spears at an all-you-can-eat-buffet. Zak was on my wheel, waiting to do his thing. I had been anticipating giant leadout trains from Setanta and NYVelocity, but nothing came around. I kept an eye on "Union" SteveMarmo, who I had been talking sh!t to all week. I was praying he wouldn’t whip out a tire iron and take a swipe at me mid sprint (kidding!)- he’s been racing strong and i made sure i knew where he was. With 1 or 2 K to go,Beckerman goes off on a flyer. The field freaks out, knowing he’s a TT monster, and the whole pack sped up and got strung out trying to chase him. I think this was extremely beneficial to our finish, as we had a great position when it got strung out. As we got to the boathouse, Tim was chugging along. The Sprinter on Organic tried to go early and we followed. Tim rammed us about 1/3rd of the way up Cats paw and then Zak and I went. Zak came around me and I started to sprint. Our timing was perfect and no one was getting around us. It’s a great feeling when you know you’re golden before you cross the line- it’s almost surreal; it goes in slow motion. I vaguely remember hearing Steve curse my name.
The minute we crossed the line 1-and-2, we did a GuidoFistpump and screamed in victory. We showed up to the Cat 4 World series and dominated on our home turf. Everyone played their part- we won because everyone raced well and for the team. Reggie, Chad, Tim, Zak- I’m so glad that we get to race together!
My "oh" face even made an appearance:
This month has by far been the best month for the team so far. We’re finally coming into our own, and done with the growing pains of a new team. Everyone’s racing their strengths, and we’re taking advantage of those strengths with our solid, selfless teamwork. I’m so proud of our guys!
This latest result puts me within earshot of a cat 3 upgrade. No, really- stop laughing. that wasn’t supposed to be a joke!
Note- due to the lack of an actual "podium" for the podium shot, it looks like I came in 3rd if you go by height order. next time I’ll wear risers in my Sidis.
*Last year’s GMSR incident involved a hilarious road race stage, where i took a wrong turn, did 15 extra miles, bonked, got severe GI distress and had to poop my brains out at a pizzeria at 11:30 AM right before hitting the final climb. I proceeded to get passed by Evie Stevens, who had probably started about 1 hr after me.
CJ,
What is that second to the last picture – your two in the pink, one in the stink high sign???
did you even read the article?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gubmike/30822127/
yup this is a cat 4 website
i disagree. it’s totally untrue that this is not a non-cat 4 website.
Cat 1s are too busy getting foot massages from their mothers to spend any time on NYVC
GMSR precaution for Jammet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k
Cat 4s dont get cold in the winter because of bodyfat and training rides are same pace as their races
“training rides are same pace as their races”…why would that prevent them from getting cold? if anything, it’s colder to go slow? I’m all for putting down excitables…but you’re, you’re…um, dumb.
Britney Spears was at an all you can eat buffet? Which one? I’m there. I was going to make a salad tossing joke, but this site is way too classy for that.
Seriously, congrats to FGX. Keep up the good racing.
jammet’s chest hair on the front page is making me nauseous. please wear a base layer dude.
that IS his baselayer, dude
He would have worn a baselayer but he left it at your mom’s house the night before. He was doing some openers with his shocker hand.
Jarne Seatmast = CJ
Chill Daan Setscrew. If you stay quiet I’ll try to get you some Sportique and Bon Jovi tickets.
my mom doesn’t sleep with cat 4s, even if they are within “earshot” of cat 3.
http://www.wahl-store.com/product_list.asp?SKW=WAHHOME&HDR=3
this message board gets more pathetic by the day.
Good win, you used your team well, are you coming to fbf?
i’ve had enough. until nyvc sets up a password protected cat 3 or higher chat room i’m out of here.
cat2erpiller, it’s so unlike cat2 to be jaded and almighty like this, that is a cat4 response. real cat1 and 2s are supportive of the wannabees moving up the ranks because they’ve been humbled to know there’s always someone stronger.
Marmo, is that you?
Marmo upgraded.
marmo’s still a 4
marmo is only a cat 2 in pizza parlor fighting.
Since when does one cat up on park (club) races?
ahole
That’s why there so many sketchy cat 3 ‘s !
It’s fine for NYVC to appeal to cat 4s — there are way more 4s than any other category, and therefore have the greatest appeal. However, it would be nice if these blogs had a slightly higher standard.
It’s equally ridiculous to say that there is nothing here for higher category racers. Who doesn’t like to read an interview with DZ or JV?
It would also be nice if the site could recruit a few higher-category racers to blog. Of course, that won’t be easy, at that level, time training takes precedence over silly chores like blogging.
Once CJ cats up he’ll fill the higher cat blog void.
he’ll fill the pack fill void with his chest hair