Hopeful Friday 10/20/06

by Aaron

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More science on the Floyd case, in case you’re not sick of it already. I trust no one that explains science without a tinfoil helmet.

CRCA club race

Motor and Jeff King is Awesome in a tight race for Jim Boyd award. You gotta favor the shameless, gutless sprinter, right? I will be working for the motor, which will make absolutely no difference whatsoever.

Who’s left in the B field these days? Who’s the top sprinter now, Brownlie?

Cross at Craigmeur

Er… Is cross season over yet?

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They must be gay

LOS ANGELES, Oct. 19 (UPI) — Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong said that no matter how much time they have been spending together in Los Angeles, they are not gay. "We tried it. Wasn’t for us," McConaughey told Details magazine, also dispelling the rumors that pal Jake Gyllenhaal, who actually starred as a gay cowboy in "Brokeback Mountain," is gay as well, Zap2it.com reported Thursday.

Paparazzi have lately been taking pictures of McConaughey and Armstrong working out, and hanging out on the beach wearing very little. The tabloids took this and decided to speculate that there were some underlying tender emotions involved. "I think people see pictures and they think we’re these overgrown frat guys," Armstrong said in an interview, "but we all have those kinds of relationships — and relationship isn’t a bad word. I mean, we all have buds, we all take guy trips, but you take something very normal and you put it in a magazine, and people start talking. It’s like, either you sleep with anything that moves or you’re gay. They can’t figure it out."

Augustus Gloop

With all the off-season indulging going on, tomorrow’s Club Race could be subtitled "Flight of the Fatties". Tight-fitting lycra just enhances the sausage-effect.

Jeff King

Awe man. "shameless, gutless"? That’s cold fellas. I try to get away sometimes, I just get tired and my legs hurt… so I go back to the field.

I thought that if I did "The Bear" people would stop ripping me for being lazy.

Stophe

beer tents? that’s enough motivation for me. see you af the CX race! look for a CRCA clad doofus faceplanting in the C race.

Chris M

re: Anybody know how to true a Ksyrium? It’s pretty bad.

One Frenchman to true the wheel with the special Ksyrium wrench-tool thing, and two to stand there and discuss truing wheels as a metaphor for the struggle of life.

The real Tony S

Yeah, yeah, I’m a drunken jackass. Ksyriums and the bike actually came through completely unharmed. Helmet is toast though.

Tony S

Pics of the event will be up Sunday or Monday. Dmitry Wilkins was quite the man at Spring lounge on Saturday. Classic!

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