Section head text.
Nope, we don’t know what to do with ourselves, either. Here’s one last picture for you to caption. Winner gets a ‘private ride’ with Schmalz. And no, bikes will not be involved.
We’ll kick it off: “Apparently Schmalz’s cries of ‘Who’s yer daddy’ were not ironic.”
I know this is a question not a caption but –
how much plastic surgery do you think Lance has bought his white trash mama?
…Lance had two testicles – see ’em? Yeah, right there…
But his legs read, “1”. Was that an omen?
On October 29th, 1983 I was diagnosed with a dysfunctional family. It has since spread to my wife and kids…
On October 29th, 1983 I was diagnosed with a dysfunctional family. It has since spread to my wife and kids…
On October 29th, 1983 I was diagnosed with a dysfunctional family. It has since spread to my wife and kids…
Sorry for the multiple posts – probably just killed my chances..
I’m sensing some Lance hostility…
There are people who don’t like Lance?
…and I meant this to be a ‘bash Schmalz’ page.
i get to spend the rest of my life with them 10 LEVEL OF SUCK
Oh my gosh! Who is the white haired freak? It is like Boris Yeltsin on crack if he became a televangelist!
THe pose is a cover shoot for the little known 80’s porno flick, ” I lost my left nut in an alien orgy and all I got were these really cheap tatoos on my thighs.”
Answer: All of it!
ERASERHEAD FOUND BY INCESTUOUS COUPLE
Is Lance’s ma sportin’ a lil’ camel toe?
Trailer Park Trash Meets Central Park Trash
Hey Dan, when are you going to update the FBF standings, all this Tour deeeeeeeeeeee France stuff has made you forget your other job of keeper of FBF site.
Your level of suck 8 (thats because I like you)
Busy days, baby delivery and subsequent baby hospitalization, FBF standings falls down far on the to do list. Will have standings up this week, so everyone can check on their 30th place in the overall.