Just win baby!
The battle lines were drawn; the day of the much anticipated rematch had finally come. Post Turkey Race, Sarah Sauvayre and I were to once again battle for the New York City Ladies’ Sprint title. It was a warm November morning as we returned to the site of our first contest.
The wind was angry that morning, well, there wasn’t any wind really, but I do think there was meteorological malaise in the air. The crowd for our match had grown this time, and they were anxious to see the fight begin – while I was taking a tinkle at the parking lot – every ounce counts, my friends…
We lined it up at a slow roll and took off, Sarah leapt to an early lead as she had chosen a much wiser gearing. I was left grinding at my steed and found her draft as the line drew near. I collected my strength and being the hardy veteran that I am, I drew upon my wily skills to pass my nemesis just as we ran out of pavement. Sweet victory!
toto is feeling immense pride right now, and doesn’t even know why
YOU DRAFTED HER???
does Comedy owe Schmalz a spot on the roster?
it’s a trade deal. merril gets sara and comedy gets schmalz
There’s our sprinter! Sweet!
Oh no, you pretty much ran smack into it without even tapping the brakes
so sad, the irony challenged.
What an embarrasement to ML…. With the right training Sara could beat Dan. I would bet on it. ML should trade Dan.
Trade me? I wonder what they could get for me? Maybe a nice set of steak knives…
I say the duel should continue…
Another sprint-off, this time no hopping on wheels. Side by side drag race.
Who would take it?
Rather than working on the skills and deep fitness to do well at big races like Philly and regional events like Hariman, I think Sarah should focus just on sprinting to beat Schmalz. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Better yet, Schmalz as Ladies Sprint Champ rides in the women’s races next year. With Sarah giving him such a tough time, no way he outpsrints Caryl Gale or Hannah if she gets back into shape.
"…comedy gets schmalz"
It already does.
you agree to a SPRINT showdown and when she gets a jimp on you YOU DRAFT????
funny stuff dan-o keep it up. ignore the morons who don’t recognize the genius.
I am a genius! The internet says so!
In that case allow me to call you a dumbass.
Dumbass genius! I can live with that…
Schmalz is legitmatly:
Dumbass Genius
Ladies Sprint Champ
Classy Wheelsucker
I say the draft is a legit. If you jump to early you screwed yourself. Sprinting requires a little bit of craftiness on top of the quick twitch. If you time it right the draftee CAN’T come around ya. next time dont be so quick to get out front.
It was billed as a match sprint, not a 200 meter TT. You can draft on the track in a match sprint.
I think schmalzy learned from the Toto mistake @ this yr’s tour.
a real man wouldn’t have drafted. but isn’t that the whole point of this exercise? silliness, y’all. and it looks like the rest of the laughing ladies were right behind to take out schmalz if they thought there was any wrongdoing on his part.
Show JT The Money…
this smacks of Andy Kaufman, sans the drop kicks
This is not a sprint! Hold you own line Dan. Bring it to the track!
Ladies Sprint Champ.. What a Puss….
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Bonjour! What a super websight! Very refreshing to peruse from where we live in Paris (France). I eat frogs and drink wine. Woold like more informatons on this. Best regards! Mikael.