As the Toto Turns 5

Professor Toto’s towing class

This one was also almost completely written by Schmalz. I might’ve contributed to the Napoleon Dynamite reference (we think Boogerd looks like Napoleon Dynamite).

Another recurring theme is Jens Voigt is awesome.

schmalz comment

I guess the joke here is that all of these guys wheelsucked their way to victories (except Jens, of course – he is just so dreamy). And Boogerd’s subsequent retirement robbed us of many years of Napoleon Dynamite references. When Toto retires, I think I will be a wreck for days.