As the Toto Turns 4

Crotchety Tour winners.

This one was also completely written by Schmalz.

That’s Hinault and Lemond in frame 1, Fignon in frame 2, Armstrong in 3.

Schmalz’s obsession with bad Euro hair makes my life miserable. Fignon’s frosted hair and ponytail was particularly difficult.

The last head is Oscar Pereiro, who at the time was provisional tour winner pending Landis’ appeal.

schmalz comment

You’ll notice that the Toto’s that have no pop culture references are usually all mine (and usually worse for it). It’s hard to believe we ever wrote a Toto with so few words in it. Again, it seems we stick Moreau’s head in there for no real reason. Is there anything better than sticking it to Moreau?