As the Toto Turns 268 January 10, 2013 by Andy Shen Venomous Hog takes to Poison Pen Venomous Hog takes to Poison Pen 9 Comments Axel O-Ring January 12th, 2013 @ 7:57 PM I thought Festina was doping central. It wouldn’t be a stretch Benjamin Chamois January 12th, 2013 @ 3:40 PM I wonder if Johan was doping during his career. He was with Once for years…. AKA Doping Central Tuur Liner January 10th, 2013 @ 9:13 PM Keep them coming> I always look forward to Toto. monorchid conconi January 10th, 2013 @ 10:20 PM http://www.oprah.com/omagazine/How-to-Read-a-Hard-Book/3 When I first came to Spoon River I did not know whether what they told me Was true or false. They would bring me the epitath And stand around the shop while I worked And say “He was so kind,” “He was so wonderful,” “She was the sweetest woman,” “He was a consistent Christian.” And I chiseled for them whatever they wished, All in ignorance of the truth. But later, as I lived among the people here, I knew how near to the life Were the epitaths that were ordered for them as they died. But still I chiseled whatever they paid me to chisel And made myself party to the false chronicles Of the stones, Even as the historian does who writes Without knowing the truth, Or because he is influenced to hide it. Fancy Lion January 11th, 2013 @ 12:00 AM Hog intimidating witnesses and flashing a passing familiarity with Proust? Toto has never seemed at once more realistic and less true to life. Nice job with the Monty Python background. Maxime Torque January 12th, 2013 @ 9:30 PM Are you unaware of why he’s called “Hog”? Simon Limit Screw January 11th, 2013 @ 2:28 AM Hog: Bottle, remember when I had to stash all our Acto-whatever under your booster seat at the French border? Bottle: “Yeah Hog! Thanks for the kickback at the TOC!!!…Ohhhh, I mean, what are you talking about?” Lance Armstrong January 11th, 2013 @ 2:05 PM Brussel Stouts! Jules Plug January 11th, 2013 @ 2:20 PM Ferrari’s work was DOO-DOO! Comments are closed.