……………….oh crab. I lovz bagel. coffee and toto in the morning
Rune Grips
Is FBF racing on tonight? Or is it still one giant puddle?
Mathis Housing
your totos are boring jesus you guys need to move on . suggestion. make a toto poking fun at the local racing scene. mengoni, foundation, charli i, ss, van dunk etc… now that is a pace line i can get behind!
schmalz
Are you high?
Sugem Pula
While your at it, poke fun at the local riders too. I’m sure their team mates will get the references, and they won’t hunt you down on your Strava routes.
Vieri Steerer
I smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints and then i smoke 2 more….
And then i ride my rollers.
Aurelien Ceramic
… in the Midwest
Mathis Housing
no not high just tired of you stupid totos. all of you racers take your selves way too seriously. there is a lot of material there.
get edgy with it. take a risk, who cares if you insult someone you race with or know. that is what would be funny.
Jerry Lundegaard
You betchya, yah
schmalz
Thanks for reading!
Florian Neck
Only a naval-gazing local racer who takes himself too seriously would fail to recognize that Toto has a national, if not international audience. Don’t deny Toto’s creators the renown they so desperately need. It’s the only worthwhile compensation they probably get (other than fancy shirts). Besides, I’ll let you in on a secret, Mathis: you’re not that funny or interesting.
Antonin Saddlesore
wasnt trying to be funny or interesting, just tired of reading totos that are really boring. wtf does navel-gazing mean anyway?
Brent Bartape
I say bull. Dan and Andy are internet moguls
schmalz
If by moguls you mean, we don’t make dick, then yes, we are moguls.
Chawbacon Wunderhund
I hear they’re just waiting for the dust to settle from this Facebook business before announcing their own IPO. Ain’t that right?
schmalz
We’re in buy out talks with Zuckerberg.
Florian Neck
Toto hoodies for everyone!
Lander Ferrule
I hear Dan pays out a grand for every podium by his teammates
Matty McNatty { Imagine if circa 2010 Netflix could have done one of these docudramas on the CRCA scene in those days? Greg Olsen, Colin Prensky, and that... }
{ Great Stuff Dan!!! }
pommespommes { Glad your back to blogging. I wish there was more race reporting/news in the NYC area (other than f*cebook) from both 1st and 3rd person.... }
{ You “gifted” the field the first race of the year. Eddy isn’t pleased. }
Benzina { Schmalz is back. Life is better, somehow. }
schmalz { There's no dignity in amateur bike racing }
Fact: eating pony meat makes you crap rainbows.
funny because also true
……………….oh crab. I lovz bagel. coffee and toto in the morning
Is FBF racing on tonight? Or is it still one giant puddle?
your totos are boring jesus you guys need to move on . suggestion. make a toto poking fun at the local racing scene. mengoni, foundation, charli i, ss, van dunk etc… now that is a pace line i can get behind!
Are you high?
While your at it, poke fun at the local riders too. I’m sure their team mates will get the references, and they won’t hunt you down on your Strava routes.
I smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints and then i smoke 2 more….
And then i ride my rollers.
… in the Midwest
no not high just tired of you stupid totos. all of you racers take your selves way too seriously. there is a lot of material there.
get edgy with it. take a risk, who cares if you insult someone you race with or know. that is what would be funny.
You betchya, yah
Thanks for reading!
Only a naval-gazing local racer who takes himself too seriously would fail to recognize that Toto has a national, if not international audience. Don’t deny Toto’s creators the renown they so desperately need. It’s the only worthwhile compensation they probably get (other than fancy shirts). Besides, I’ll let you in on a secret, Mathis: you’re not that funny or interesting.
wasnt trying to be funny or interesting, just tired of reading totos that are really boring. wtf does navel-gazing mean anyway?
I say bull. Dan and Andy are internet moguls
If by moguls you mean, we don’t make dick, then yes, we are moguls.
I hear they’re just waiting for the dust to settle from this Facebook business before announcing their own IPO. Ain’t that right?
We’re in buy out talks with Zuckerberg.
Toto hoodies for everyone!
I hear Dan pays out a grand for every podium by his teammates
http://instantrimshot.com/