As the Toto Turns 247

by Andy Shen

The Very Grouchy Vinopillar

The Very Grouchy Vinopillar

28 Comments

Dong Work For Yuda

Next up, Kolobnev the Kautious Kat lets the Vinopillar escape without pursuit – or any effort at all.

ambivelent

OK, maybe it’s just me but who really cares if the two guys reached an “agreement” ? This kind of thing has been done for as long as people have been racing bikes. One of the two was going to win, there’s no question about that. Why is it an issue how they decided who was going to take it?

Verrochio Tubie

It’s about time you got off of the nauseating Floyd Landis kissy love-in and got back to doing what you do best.

Matteo Dropout

…to think that kolobnev was so grateful to stay away with vino’s help that he would feel bad beating the kazak to the line & that vino felt so bad that the russian couldn’t get the win that he “graced” him with the 100 g’s…

…with great naivety, love, bgw…

Worn_chainring

The only place the current vintage of cycling crooks are going is to Switzerland to work at the UCI. Knavery is a prerequisite for working at the UCI.

Wonderboy’s already on the Board of Directors at USAC along with his doping buddies. Weisel may be running USAC from prison at some point. That pretty much sums up competitive cycling in the U.S.

Hamza Bushing

losing this gang of crooks will make pro cycling a lot less entertaining… how boring it would be if everyone played by the rules, were honest, and decent people… swineherders to the fore!

Skater

Two men found common language despite their worlds of differences, and both agreed that 10k is just not worth suffering well over 200km for, in Belgium no less. Let alone getting second. In fact, second should be paid better, as you miss all the good women and partying afterwards. Whoever loses, gets 100k, and it was a deal. They sprinted for the honors, and the loser could get some extra from his missus. 100k gets a worthy lady some quality flowers, diners and theater nights. And a happy missus is a happy mister.

The UCI is mostly grumpy because there’s a fixed 50% cut for them, to a designated Swiss bank account. Not everyone at the UCI knows the details, but a happy Fatty, is a happy office.

Jelly Fork

UCI rules say that both Vino and Kolobo get disqualified. So the win goes to 3rd. That’d be Valverde. Oops, can’t give it to Valverde, all his results from that era are annulled due to Fuentes involvement. Soooooo. Gilbert! Now the back to back winner.

Arnaud Tubie

“The very grouchy Vinopillar vowed to get elected to an office, any office, and some day make the Fat Pat pay.” This is great.

Bernardo Polished

How do you guys think up this shit? I’m splitting a gut laughing! No worries for Vino or the K man, Vino’ll get elected to in K-stan and appoint the K-man to some no-show job there, minister of blow-jobs maybe?

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