This one was done on 12/20/06, another slow news week in the winter.
Lance retired after just one year on Discovery, so Discovery tried to recoup their investment by putting him on every show possible.
New recurring theme: bad Tom Boonen music.
Old recurring themes: Thor loves fish, Levi is short, Linus Gerdemann is a beautiful woman, and Franco Pellizotti has porn hair.
Umlauts are the funniest of all the accent marks. Also the most awesome, as every heavy metal band knows.
That picture of Levi in ProCycling is real. Reminds me of this cover of Time: