As the Toto Turns 19

Super Secret Sprinter Society.

Recurring themes: McEwen is short and combative, Germans love the Hoff.

McEwen’s Predictor Lotto team was sponsored by a pregnancy test and wore pink. Naturally we weren’t too mature to not mock it.

McEwen repeatedly beat Boonen in the ’06 Tour, hence the ‘sight of my ass’ line.

You can always tell it was a slow news week when we have to make up completely random topics for Toto.

Thor’s hair gradates from mostly black to mostly white. I’m particularly proud of that one.