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As the Toto Turns 249

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:50pm by Andy Shen

Hail Mary Pass

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Lance! That'll encourage
By: Aaron Hammer
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 5:08pm

Lance!

That'll encourage something from someone....

http://bit.ly/1cnJ6j
By: Antoine Tarmac
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:25am
Tour of the Dragons
By: Jon Snow
Sun, 02/12/2012 - 12:24pm

Sponsored by House Targaryen

Tour of the Dragons
By: Dieter Drake
Sat, 02/11/2012 - 11:29pm

Tour of the Dragons registration open

https://www.bikereg.com/Net/15253

save US from NWO
By: Paul Wonder Ron Paul 2012
Mon, 02/06/2012 - 12:14pm

GO Ron Paul!!!!!

keep on dumpster diving fool
By: Hugo Seatpost
Sun, 02/05/2012 - 11:51am

keep on dumpster diving fool

It's not over. Stand back.
By: Lukas Setscrew
Sun, 02/05/2012 - 4:14am

It's not over. Stand back.

still
By: Chris Polenta
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 8:58pm

I love Lance

Yes, the gov't blew millions
By: Jarne Seatmast
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 6:09pm

Yes, the gov't blew millions of $ of our money for what justice? To go after a guy who wore lycra and pedaled a bicycle faster than the other doped up guys?

outstanding example of how
By: Rim Job
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 5:39pm

outstanding example of how money perverts justice

The dynamic duo of Ty-Flo
By: Ruben Nipple
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 4:17pm

The dynamic duo of Ty-Flo just not the best corroborating witnesses now, were they...

stiffed
By: Gunther Rimlichen
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 3:54pm

"weak case, unreliable testimony, and a waste of tax payer money..."

You're talking about WMD and the Iraq War, right?

suckers
By: Jordan Stiff
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 3:12pm

weak case, unreliable testimony, and a waste of tax payer money

Who cares?
By: Seppe Rear Entry
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 2:32pm

The Lance era is over. Lets move on with more positive news...

Why did the Feds not subpeona
By: Morelli Tubie
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 1:51pm

Why did the Feds not subpeona Lance and have him testify before a grand jury? Isn't that how a perjury charge comes about? I thought Lance would plead the fifth during that deposition and this would imply some sort of wrong doing by the court of public opinion. Does the USADA get to see all the information the Feds uncovered?

This does not mean Lance and his team didn't dope.
By: Jelly Fork
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 1:15pm

This does not mean Lance and his team didn't dope. What it means is that the federal prosecutors could not put together a criminal case. Doping itself is not illegal in the US. This was a criminal investigation, by a federal prosecutor, so they had to prove a crime was committed in order to issue an inditement.

Roger Clemens and others were not charged with doping, they were charged with the crime of perjury.

hahaahhahahah bitches - lance
By: Julien Saddlesore
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 1:55am

hahaahhahahah bitches - lance rules

Haters or lovers of cancer?
By: Andy Shen
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 12:12am

Haters or lovers of cancer?

ugh...
By: West Coast Reader
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 12:10am

Its like Santa crashed his sled into the Easter Bunnies house and the Tooth Fairy was taken out by the collateral damage.

Ya lance
By: Simon Dry Lube
Fri, 02/03/2012 - 11:05pm

HAHA haters of cancer, let his be a lesson to you.

Levi Docu
By: Benedetto Cogset
Sat, 01/21/2012 - 11:04pm

hahaha, chapeau for posting the Levi link here. The documentary looks fookn good.

Levi: The Documentary
By: Ethan Brazeon
Thu, 01/19/2012 - 4:07pm
As My LoLo Turns..........I
By: eyes
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 8:47pm

As My LoLo Turns..........I can't read the damm thing, the font is too small.
Oh skunt man, mek deh font bigger nuh?

better late than never
By: Theo Hammer
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 9:14pm

I just wanted to comment on the art. The layout on this Toto is really fantastic. Bordering on nearly perfect(of course, there is no perfect). Nicely done!

And there I thought...
By: pedaling squares
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 10:06pm

... that the key to RR's acccount was 'Yellow Rose'

Mom-a-likes
By: Grips
Sat, 01/14/2012 - 11:55am

"Mom-a-likes" .... OUCH! That's good. Toto SCORES!!!!!!

...our boy lance...
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 11:52pm

...is like a bowl of jello...

...there's always room for jello...

...my sufficiencies shan't be suffonsified 'til we get to the bottom of this...

...hungry for truth, love, bgw...

My password is
By: Race Radio
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 11:00pm

My password is easy.....Gunderson

Polish
By: Reid_Rothschild
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 4:40pm

Dear Andy,

Dirk asked me a question. Polish https://twitter.com/#!/ppolish hasn't said anything substantive on CyclingNews forums for years. WTF is Armstrong doing following him? https://twitter.com/#!/lancearmstrong

Regards,

Reid

They might've gotten that one
By: Andy Shen
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:58pm

They might've gotten that one already.

Passwords
By: MacRoadie
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:57pm

I think that was Botany Bay's...

I love it!
By: Turd Fergusson
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 3:35pm

"Think about it, the field's a buncha Sastres"!!

I love
By: Dino Ferrari
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 2:51pm

" there's 2 L's in Michelle, buddy"

metaorthographic humor
By: Monorchid Conconi
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 2:12pm

hey you could probably get on letterman with self-deprecating, metahumor like that - like when mitch heberg thanks the audience for pleasing his mom with the applause break. of course, then he binged on heroin and died.

C'mon
By: Dr. Maserati
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 1:50pm

Everyone knows Race Radios password is "hookers&blow".

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