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RACE RESULTS

Hopeful Friday 3/27/2009

Fri, 03/27/2009 - 11:50am by schmalz

This weekend's racing is a classic Metropolitan Area version of a game of four square. On Saturday, there's a CRCA club race and a Branch Brook race in two corners, and on Sunday there's a Spring Series Race in Prospect Park, followed by the Bethel race in the other corners. That's quite a grid—it's sure to take a big ball to play all the boxes.

 

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Go tubeless.
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 03/31/2009 - 7:18pm

Go tubeless.

Tell me about it
By: ralba
Tue, 03/31/2009 - 6:55pm

These flats are getting kind of OLD.

Any leads?

Ray

No disrespect, Ray.. but...
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 03/31/2009 - 2:20pm

I think it's time to look into a new tire sponsor...

Most of the Champion guys got blasted in Redlands. Is it really going to raise the level of NYC racing when they come back to pack fill our races again?

Ok - I will admit - this race was hard for everyone - even most of the pros- Floyd Landis didn't finish - does that mean he is pack fill too? John Loehner didn't finish either, neither did Mike Margarite - does that mean these guys can't crush local guys and some of the pros out there? I would think they can.

You have to remember - most of the PRO guys were out West already racing big races! Tour of Cali being one of them. You get that kind of racing under your legs - this early in the season - then you know these guys are going to be faster and fitter. The longest race you can do here in March is 50 to 80 kilometers - its going to be really tough to finish a really hard race when all you can do here is a 30 mile race and train after. Gavi finished and on the last day he was in the 2nd break and would have placed if it were not for a flat.

As for the other guys

Lisban flatted
Franklyn Flatted
Rodney got popped 2 to go on the crit
Raj - needs to put more time on the bike but at least tries

Now to say that MY team is going to be pack fill is just LOAD - especially around here. In case you haven't seen our results - let me post them again for you.

Branchbrook Park event 1 7-Mar 1st Wilson Vasquez

Spring Series Event 2 8-Mar 2nd Luis Aquino, 3rd Chad Butts, 9th Raj Seepersaud

Grants Tomb Crit - 5th Rodney Santiago

Spring Series Event 3 15-Mar 2nd Wilson Vasquez, 3rd Luis Aquino, 6th Rodney Santiago

Bethel Spring Series 15-Mar 2nd Chad Butts

Branchbrook Park 21-Mar 5th Wilson Vasquez

Spring Series Event 4 22-Mar 5th Gavi Epstein,8 Franklin Burgos, 10 Luis Aquino

Bethel Spring Series 3 22-Mar 3rd Chad Butts

Branchbrook Park Event 4 -P 1/2 28-Mar 3rd Wilson Vasquez
Masters 2nd Wilson Vasquez

And I am waiting for more results from this past weekend

As to your other point about thinking we are pro -I have never said that - and I know Mike Sherry doesn't say that. We might have ex-pro's on our team - but I don't say we are pro.

Good luck and please don't be shy - post your name.

Best,

Ray

greg olsen is a 2
By: Wheelsucker
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 2:22am

greg olsen is a 2

Connor Sallee
By: Wheelsucker
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:11am

Kid is riding like a beast! 1st and 5th the past two weeks in the Cat1-3. Both in breaks.

Nice to see the CRCA junior getting stronger.

JG

Greg Olsen Got Lapped
By: Wheelsucker
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:48am

....was there no pack to sit in?

Bethel
By: Wheelsucker
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:47am

Greg Olsen finished 10th in the Bethel 123 race. He's looking strong right now, he'll be a Cat2 in no time.

--CTvegan

any pictures from CRCA race?
By: Wheelsucker
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:36am

any pictures from CRCA race? Didn't see anything up on teamorganic's site...anyone?

Bethel Results and Write Up
By: Wheelsucker
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:36am

http://www.carpediemracing.org/2009/01/criterium-de-bethel-results.html

Prensky / Peppo - 1st /2nd in the 3/4 race

Brian Borgia 2nd in 1/2/3

when someone acts like that,
By: Wheelsucker
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:22am

when someone acts like that, it's best to approach him or the officials after the race. talking about it here isn't going to help anything. but he sure sounds like a real fucking douchebag ;)

DKNY guy in B field
By: Wheelsucker
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:17am

I wasn't involved, but saw him (DKNY, #316 I think) almost get in a fistfight with one guy, then get into it with someone behind him who told him to calm down. Almost took the right side of the pack down. And that's aside from his poor bike handling, which was sketchy throughout the race. And then later in the lap he tracks down and harasses the guy who told him to calm down some more (something about "mind your own business." Out of control. It's a club race. We see each other race after race. This guy needs to get a lid on it or get out.

Looked like Jermaine Burrows
By: Wheelsucker
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:13am

Looked like Jermaine Burrows won the 1,2,3 race. Frank Arroyo won the 3/4.

Masters
By: Wheelsucker
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:02am

masters break of 5 lapped & destroyed their field.

red hook crit photos
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:37pm

Apparently Neil Bezdek won from a solo break.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/groovylab/sets/72157616086356092/

Bethel
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:37pm

Pictures posted soon --- 1/2/3 race - small group lapped field real quick. 3/4 race small break as well.

Redlands
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:12pm

Spider just didn't find a shortcut at Redlands. Otherwise he would have done ok ...

Picture Crazy!
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:04pm

Any Pics from Prospect Park, Branch Brook, or Bethel?

A
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 10:48pm

Most of the Champion guys got blasted in Redlands. Is it really going to raise the level of NYC racing when they come back to packfill our races again?

I am sorry to be a jerk on this website, I don't do this normally but I do think that some of these average local guys don't realize how far below from the real pro races they are.

Some of the Empire guys got DNFd in the first day too but some are actually holding their own. And so is Gavi. He is a good rider.

CRCA results up quickly
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 10:39pm

Yeah, but no lap times. WTF!!??

:)

CRCA Results up right away
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:42pm

"Hmm... Is Mike Green paying attention to this easily corrected critism?"

Well, wouldn't expect any less from Mike. This guy is on the ball. First he does a great job with Bear Mountain and other open races, now he is taking care of business as President.

dkny
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:23pm

He got bumped (ever so slightly) on his arm and went nuts. Seemed like run of the mill pack riding moment - everybody stayed up and no one lost control - except his reaction. IMHO - the guys that bitch the most are the worst bike handlers

Don't piss off
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:07pm

the Spongebob crowd. They're mean and vindictive.

Yeah, what was up with DKNY #613? He was giving someone a ration of $hit for something. I haven't heard that many curse words since I overheard Bruyneel and Armstrong reading Toto (rimshot)....

DKNY
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:04pm

what was the beef in the last lap of B field about?

In new FGX kit
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:04pm

He looks like Plankton from Spongebob or an edemame, depends on the angle.

why does Joe Pesci with a
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 9:02pm

why does Joe Pesci with a fullbodywax come to mind?

You'll know him to see him...
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 8:57pm

fella in an off-white kit.

Supposedly he took the paint off the walls in a team meeting post race yesterday. Wanted to know what the FGX was going on with Setanta and how they let Metro Sanchez get away with initiating such a big break.

Who is CJIA? is he a rower
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 8:46pm

Who is CJIA? is he a rower from Metro? whats his chamois smell like? a Snugggie sham wow!

puking
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 8:39pm

is way more common in rowing. watch some crash-b videos and note all the trash cans near the ergs.

houlihansanchezmetro
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 8:34pm

More self-promotional than CJIA - didn't know it was possible.

rowing and bike racing in
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 8:18pm

rowing and bike racing in new york have a lot in common. they both reward the desire to go to bed when other people are out having fun so you can be up at dawn making yourself puke with a bunch of other idiots, for the sake of a sport none of your friends care about.

rowing
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 7:52pm

is worthless unless you're doing heavy duty training under interval intensive programs like those definitely were. Think 20 hrs a week once cross training is included. Also, they probably didn't stick with crew because they were slow.

Anyone have the new CRCA bibshort
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 7:23pm

Does it have the same crappy chamois that the last bibshort had?

Rowers
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 7:21pm

With all the crossover success for rowers to cycling, I wonder whether it would be better to row/use a rowing machine in the off season rather that weight training.

please
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 6:16pm

please people.
SANCHEZ/Houlihan-Lokey

www.sanchezhoulihanlokeyracing.com

thanks
a public service announcement

Bickford, rower
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 6:15pm

Bickford, rower

boonen messed up
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 5:44pm

boonen was in too easy of a gesr, he needs to lear how to spin smoother hehe..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNIFfypHdmU&NR=1

Pozzato was just faster.
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 5:30pm

Pozzato was just faster. They started sprinting at the same time and Boonen couldn't match his jump or his acceleration.

PP
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 5:14pm

any news from Prospect this morning?

Umm...I don't think the team
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 5:04pm

Umm...I don't think the team tactics are better or the competitiveness higher in the B field than the A field. The B field just posts more on this site.

"It's clear the the B field
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 4:54pm

"It's clear the the B field (much to the collective disdain of the A field) is the place to be."

yeah, maybe i should downgrade to join you dorks.

Boonen @ E3
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 4:51pm

It sorta looks like he's in the wrong gear. He seems to be struggling with the bike at the very end. Maybe there was an issue with his rear mech (yeah, I said mech).

Here's
By: schmalz
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 4:15pm

Where Boner got boned, at :35 of the video, what was Iglinsky doing? Was that supposed to be an attack? He took Boner off Pippo's wheel, and it was over for Boner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRH7dJru-Bk

Rumors? I heard that CJ
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 4:00pm

Rumors? I heard that CJ kicked a puppy to death on the way home he was so upset that Setanta didn't chase the break.

Think that yesterday's race was fun:
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:51pm

Sat, Apr 4 (6:30am): Club Race
Points race, Cat’s Paw finish.

This is gonna be even more fun.

It's clear the the B field (much to the collective disdain of the A field) is the place to be. Average speeds may be slower but team tactics and good old fashioned amateur competitiveness is going to rule the day.

It'll be a fistfight (metaphorically speaking) on wheels.

Ugly
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:35pm

was a competitive rower.

Red Hook Criterium
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:27pm

was fucking awesome

I heard
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:26pm

I heard Wilson once qualified for the Olympics in a row boat while everyone else was rowing fiberglass sculls.

rowing
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:23pm

i went to school to row , books were not as fun

Rowers = Cycling Talent
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:21pm

You should have done crew - seems to be pretty good training:

Auth
Prensky
Slokar
Chodroff
Riffelmacher
Sagalowsky

Others?

I think I also used to see Wilson training in a rowboat in the Central Park Lake.

I concur
By: schmalz
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:07pm

The guys who are really talented rise really quickly.

Auth, Riff
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:05pm

Tom Auth was club champ when he was still a cat 5. Will Riffelmacher went from cat 5 to cat 1 in about a year.

Colin P.
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 3:01pm

Yeah, I know all about his competitive rowing history, but has anyone locally had the meteoric rise he has had. Has anyone won a CRCA A race a year after their first Cat 5 race?

Houlihan-Lokey
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 2:39pm

Sanchez/Houlihan-Lokey-Cougar-Mellencamp

Sanchez/Houlihan-Lokey
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 2:37pm
B field
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:51pm

Plenty of guys tried, but ups to metro for timing it right

To 7:25. Why'd you regret it
By: Andy Shen
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:46pm

To 7:25. Why'd you regret it later? You did the right thing. Once you're dropped you can only jump back on for training.

breaks
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:31pm

if you are in a break and you refuse to work , just expect to be messed with, and if you can sprint and yo are sitting in you will REALLY be messed with, this is bike racing , ask any guy who has raced in belgum or even in bigger races here what happens to you,

safety and B break.
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:25am

My first time back in 1.5 years, and no B crashes, though almost a fist fight. Guys knew it was dangerous and were careful, and there were hardly any others in the jogging lanes.
In the chase guys needed to be willing to sacrifice-blow themselves out. I would have, but it would not have been right, cause I was dropped the hill before, and that would have not been right ethically for me to do it, though I regretted this later. MetroS fledged their plan lap 3, executed it lap 4, I think.

bbb..break
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 2:36am

there was no more than 10 guys there, no fish stories please. they did ride well and sure made racing interesting, i hope every race will be like this, let us have fun for a change!

I'd say
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:52am

About 50 in the B race with 16 in the break/split

it depends
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:45am

how many B's actually showed up today?

b-b-b-b-but is 20 riders
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:29am

b-b-b-b-but is 20 riders really a break?

Everybody's a critic
By: Dblume
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:14am

You can't win here so don't try - if the race ends in a pack/sprint finish they say the B's race with no tactics and 4's are not racing savvy. If there's a break, then they want to know why the pack let it get away? This was a fun, smart race in "classic" early spring conditions. There were multiple breaks (with good team tactics blocking, chasing down, etc.) until the winning break of 15-20 got away on HH on the 4th lap. The pack tried to close it down, but there wasn't much organization, or motivation really since most of the teams that know anything about race tactics had at least one rider in the break and had little desire to bring the field back together. Metro, Foundation, Setanta, Luzzo's, NY Velocity and I think maybe FGX and Organic all had riders up in the winning break.

Kudos to the B-racers today - I thought it was a great competitive race with guys out to have fun and race smart. They thought they also rode prudently given the conditions.

I read the results....
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 12:14am

Todd's not their sprinter and Setanta was chasing the break aggressively when they first got away. They just couldn't muster an effective chase to bring the break back.

Not BS - just a question on a Saturday night as one rests the legs in anticipation of further fun in PP tomorrow morning.

Gold Star still goes to Metro-Sanchez for punching a hole in the field.

B's..or BS
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 12:03am

um..didn't Setanta get top 7 --> had man in a break --> didn't chase for good reason? please read results before painting tales

please
By: Wheelsucker
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 12:00am

please people.
SANCHEZ/Houlihan-Lokey

www.sanchezhoulihanlokeyracing.com

thanks
a public service announcement

If the big B break was so unorganized...
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 11:30pm

why wasn't Setanta, with like 6 guys behind, able to bring the break back? Today was fun in the B field, and kudos to Metro for initiating what became a 15 - 20 person break with many teams represented, but why no chase down from behind.

And does anyone else think the big rock on the main page look like the back of Ving Rhames' head in 'Pulp Fiction'?

Sitting in a break
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 10:52pm

and doing no work is a strategy. It aint going to win you many friends, but it is a strategy. The workers in the break need to know the strategy to counter this and get rid of those who don't work.

Disagree
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 10:26pm

"need to learn how to work -- pacifico racer and foundation guys did nothing, from what i hear"

If you can get the other guys in the break to tow you around while you rest, then come around at the end to place better than them, then you acted correctly. This is racing. Do the minimum amount of work to get the highest possible placing.

Remember, there is no rule that says "You must pull thru!" If you can get away with it, by all means sit on. They might not talk nice to you, they might call you (and your mom and your sister) nasty names, but if you beat them, you win.

New Year, Same Result
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 8:32pm

Roger Aspholm wins the Johnny Cake race from a break.

Thanks!
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 8:05pm

that was a great tip, I just did it, worked great! Thanks.

cleaning up
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 7:16pm

best thing to do is let it dry, then use a dry paintbrush to knock most of it off & out of the components., then clean in the usual way

I've never had
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 5:56pm

a bike dirty in quite this way. A packed on primarily grit and sand concoction that is hard to to get off. And I didn't have a piece of lube left on my chain....

ugh...

CRCA results up quickly
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 5:46pm

Hmm... Is Mike Green paying attention to this easily corrected critism?

can horseshit blind you?
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 5:29pm

can horseshit blind you? guys, i can't see anything.

CRCA Women
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 4:27pm

Andrea Myers of Comedy Central won solo - she was off the front for 3 laps.

The Colinator!
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 4:16pm

Colin P. is dreamy!

Damn Straight!
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 3:48pm

That's how you post results!! Online in hours with a finish line picture, no less. CRCA, welcome to the new Century!

hey FGX
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 3:37pm

how those new kits looking after today?

Congrats Colin
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 3:31pm

Way to unleash the beast with that sprint! You made Slokar tremble at the line or he was just really cold.

from what you hear? if you
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 3:29pm

from what you hear? if you didn't race that field then why are you telling teams what they need to do?

dudes in the B field break
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 3:23pm

need to learn how to work -- pacifico racer and foundation guys did nothing, from what i hear

CRCA results are up on
By: Wheelsucker
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 3:08pm

CRCA results are up on www.crca.net

CRCA today
By: schmalz
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 1:55pm

Colin Prensky of Metro first, Karl Rahn of Empire second in the A race. Who won the others races?

i love ray alba
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 11:51pm

dude has a big, big heart.

hey
By: schmalz
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 10:10pm

That's completely wrong, I was coaxing Jake to do body shots.

WSJ Piece
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 10:06pm

In fall 2006, at a Manhattan bar, Mr. Armstrong, his agent Mr. Stapleton, and hedge-fund manager David "Tiger" Williams, along with actor Jake Gyllenhaal, and impish local cycling gadfly Dan Schmalz, discussed how cycling could benefit from central ownership. Sources close to the meeting say Mr. Schmalz kept interrupting the ASO conversation to say "that's nice, but when do we get our free Zipps?" and "is there any chance Kate Hudson is gonna stop by?"

Stuffed Like a Sausage
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:39pm

Mmm... CJ in a skinsuit.

Slam! Duhduhduh duh duhduh...
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:16pm

WHynothavejoustingonttbikes?
thisisthelowestthispalcehaseverbeen...
comeonalfred!
comeoneileen!
youareallnuthuggingpussygrindingsaddlemunchers!!!!!!

Look here
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:02pm

I've spent plenty of time riding behind Beckerman. He aint all that. Not like riding behind Roger Aspholm. Now THAT man looks fine in bike shorts.

Not that I'm into men's butts or anything. I'm totally not. I like girls! Evie! Liz Hatch! Hotness!

See? Straight as an arrow.

Beckerman, it's always
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:50pm

Beckerman, it's always Beckerman. That guy is the Bill Brasky of TT.

Kacey Manderfield
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:34pm

is too busy racing Redlands Classic to repeat at the Red Hook Crit.

better spandex argument Wed
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:32pm

Beckerman or Evie?

rhc
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:31pm

will the national champ be back repeat her last year's victory?

hey Ray
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:28pm

I respectfully say this:
Ray you are a king but you should know who FGX' Mike Beckerman just based on the way he looks in spandex...FINE looking young gentleman.

Great thread, nice work
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:19pm

Great thread, nice work everyone. Now all we need is for Evie to zabel Ray at the line in the Red Hook Crit and the planets will be in balance.

ray you have managed to
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:17pm

ray you have managed to offend:

cat 4s
women
ny velocity
anyone except champ sys and empire

Ray
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:16pm

I respectfully say this:
Ray you are a king but you should know who Evelyn just based on the way she looks in her spandex...FINE looking young lady.

15:44 that was f'ing poetry!
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:14pm

15:44 that was f'ing poetry! classic! i don't really even know who you're talking about but it was still funny.

Baiting the JFT Trap
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:12pm

Would it be safer, or less safe, to wear a helmet in the Red Hook Crit.

again Ray?
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:08pm

Ray said he doesnt follow local cat 4 but then he comes up with this "meaningless predictions" post and doesn't sign his name. Come on dude.

oops...
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:06pm

meant that 15:44 lame...

RHC is just weird and smelly....

not in the race in CPK weird and smelly sorta way but in the Totally Baked Ten Days at a Phish Concert doing bong hits until your ears bleed sorta way.

Red Hook Crit Predicitions
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:05pm

Can anyone beat Bezdek?

Also the Polish Hammer could escape.

wow..
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:04pm

I know lame and even that last post amazes me....

wow, just, wow....

Sometimes I wish I was illiterate....

I don't know much about the
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:04pm

I don't know much about the Red Hook crit but one thing is for certain: those guys really can take a joke!

any meaningless predictions for tomorrow?
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 7:44pm

- teany wins by blinding everyone with their kits- this proves to be a winnning strategy going forward
-Kingpin racing decides that bike racing is too tiring and they're rather just abide and hit the lanes
- pacifico launches jeff king into a break, who drives it straight to a Blockheads for breakfast burritos
- the entire FGX team misses teh race because they're too busy checking themselves out in the mirror on the way out the door
- adler keeps the rager going from the night before and half the team does whippits in the field sprint
-Schmalz rides away from the field so that no one has to see his man-junk in the red spandex he's rockin'

btw, Evie is still awesome.
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 7:40pm

btw, Evie is still awesome.

Go Ray. Seriously. Yeah
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 7:30pm

Go Ray. Seriously.

Yeah "dude," why don't you post your name!!

Hey
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 7:12pm

Can't we all get along?

- Tri guy

Redlands
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 7:09pm

Ben King on a solo flier, Slokar style...

Did you READ every
By: ralba
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 7:07pm

Interview on here. I mean, COME ON.

Secondly, have some guts and post your name. I try to keep up with the news - and there have been a few people on here written up more than once. Just because someone has been interviewed doesn't necessarily mean I have read or need to read it. Seriously.

So my suggestion to you is - stop being an ass about it. So what, I didn't know who Evelyn was and now I do. Did the WORLD all of a sudden stop because I didn't know who the heck she was? Was I supposed to know Evelyn? Seriously - tell me WHY I was supposed to know of her? Because she won a couple of races or placed well at them? Otherwise stop being so obtuse about it and post your name so I know who I am talking to.

Best,
Ray

she was interviewed here
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 6:58pm

she was interviewed here twice, dude!

Paying attention to the locals
By: ralba
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 6:56pm

Look - I admit that I didn't know her placings. To be honest, I don't really follow the women's race results as much because my plate is full and I don't have a women's team anymore.

Also, I don't necessarily pay attention to many of the cat 4 races for men either. It is not that I don't want to know everything going on or don't care - it is that given my schedule

1)full time job
2)a family
3)12 cyclist on my elite team - which I have to fly around
4)the rest of my club responsibilities (my 3rd job)

you shouldn't expect me to know of Evelyn. Now I do. And you bet I will pay attention to her and root for her when she is competing.

Many of you know me -and to those that have ridden for me know that I support local racers & racing - and even go out of my own pocket every year to be sure that the guys that I am supporting locally are taken care of.

So - your comment - "way to pay attention to the locals!" Is a silly remark - I bet you I know more about what is going on with local racing than you. Sorry that I didn't know Eve.

Again - best of luck to Evelyn - I am sure she can beat me.

Best,

Ray

That wasn't Chuck Norris, it
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:43pm

That wasn't Chuck Norris, it was Wilson, and she was on a Razor scooter.

evenlyn stevens once made
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:38pm

evenlyn stevens once made chuck norris beg for mercy- and she was only in zone 2

EVENLYN STEVENS DRIVES AN
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:35pm

EVENLYN STEVENS DRIVES AN ICE CREAM TRUCK COVERED IN HUMAN SKULLS!

I like that her 2nd job is
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:31pm

I like that her 2nd job is kicking ass. She's like Batman. I think that makes Peppo like Catwoman.

Evie
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:27pm

She has a day job too.

- #1 Fan

Evie is arguably the best
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:21pm

Evie is arguably the best rider to come out of NYC in 2008. She's already killing in 2009

-- Chodrof is someone that could be included in that argument -- Hey, did I just suggest a topic for next Wednesday?

I was looking for pictures of her, but I only found those you see below.

Anon Stevens Fan

ray
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:02pm

seriously?

she won hilltowns and union vale in the 4s, won GMSR in the 3s, came 2nd in valley in the sun p/1/2.

she rides for radical media now. way to pay attention to the locals!

thanks for your
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:02pm

messenger style critique. Maybe you should get a job for GQ.

Evelyn Stevens - comment
By: ralba
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:49pm

I had no clue who Evelyn is and that she is from NYC. It is great she got 14th - and I am sure she bested many of the men. So how does this relate to our teams in looking for a hero. Did anyone mention our teams having heroes? If so, let me know. Is Evelyn riding with a team from NYC?

Evelyn, keep killing them - and the guys too. It is clearly amazing what you have done in less than a year.

Best,
Ray

I dont get it?
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:36pm

Why do people choose to dress like borderline homeless bike messengers? Its one thing to be a messenger as a way to pay the bills. Its another thing to act/dress like one if you are not.

harlem
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:25pm

how about the cab on course during the harlem crit?

true, those streets don't
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:22pm

true, those streets don't have much action, but 1 car on 1 street is all it will take.

red hook crit
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:17pm

probably well over half of the field in red hook will consist of racers who also compete in uscf races. i think the two sub cultures get along fine.

what are you talking about
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:05pm

the whole race will be crackheads on bikes

It's funny...
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:02pm

This is proving a similar point to the BikeSnob post yesterday... We're two groups from similar fringe sports who really can't get along. Both groups have obviously rigid rules about dress, attitude, social interaction, sub-affilitation -- but neither group seems to embrace the other, talking majority here, as a peer.

Social rules... ugh.

red hook crit
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:00pm

will probably have 90% less chance of a course interference that a central park or prospect park race. Anybody who raced in the Empire Games Qualifyier last year knows what I'm talking about.

Have you ever been on those Red Hook streets late at night. There isn't anything on them. There isn't ladies walking their dogs, joggers with headphones on, crack heads on bikes etc. The race will also have marshals at the (2)! intersections that might possibly see one piece of traffic every hour at that time.

shit i forgot about the
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:59pm

shit i forgot about the alcohol consumption. why not just give everyone knives also?

yo jft
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:51pm

You are just jealous 'cause your wife won't let you out of the house that late and apprehensive because you don't know anyone there... so you keep preaching about safety. yawn

i agree, but it's tomororow
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:51pm

i agree, but it's tomororow night

who you calling
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:47pm

an idot?

I won't contest the fat part though...

No, you're wrong. Park
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:46pm

No, you're wrong.
Park racing has none of the following in the bunch:
-Generally accepted excessive alcohol consumption
-Brakeless fixed-gears with chopped bars
-Majority of riders in toe clips

Granted, park racing DOES have:
-New riders
-Dangerous riders
-Possibility of drunk or severely hungover riders

But it's not safer. I have been on both side, working as a messenger for many years and "racing" in the scene, only jumping over to real, sanctioned racing after I saw a guy get slammed by a cab while running a light during the July 4th race in '99. It's stupid, it's unsafe, and it's something I'll skip tonight so I can go to bed by 7PM to wake up and have Ken Harris bury me on HH tomorrow morning.

CRCA club races are the
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:42pm

CRCA club races are the safest out of all the park races. everyone is accountable for their actions.

Trust me
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:39pm

it is safer then racing fat iDots in CRCA kits in city parks...

RHC is to sanity as these
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:37pm

RHC is to sanity as these guys are to not on drugs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR02MtDpByA&feature=related

racing brakeless, on an open
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:29pm

racing brakeless, on an open course is not brave, or fun. it's just dangerous and stupid, regardless of the caliber of person in the race.

No...
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:23pm

RHC is silly. We're serious athletes, didn't anyone tell you?

Red Hook Question I'm
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:18pm

Red Hook Question

I'm betting that the "kid drop-off" question was posted my some fat self center 35+ racer who is insecure with their own mortality and even worse thinks that they think what they do as a recreational racer is socially acceptable and is in some way "Real Racing". Old farts that judge; suck.

Some of the guys racing RHC
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:11pm

Some of the guys racing RHC would hand your ass to you easily.
Better get your sleep so you can be pack-fill in prospect park...

red hook question
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 2:36pm

i don't get it?

off topic
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 2:17pm

Did 3rd nature go out of business? Their website is blank.

Evie
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 2:09pm

Don't forget she's been racing for less than one year, except for one CX race. Her first race was the CRCA women's clinic.

Go EVIE!!

Just a question about the
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 1:50pm

Just a question about the Red Hook Criterium: is there a pick up/drop off area for parents?

Redlands results
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 1:30pm

Agree with that last post, here are the results:

http://www.canadiancyclist.com/dailynews.php?id=16156

If you wanna NYC hero at Redlands
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 1:29pm

You are going to have to broaden your mind and realize the most promising rider in our area isn't on Empire or Champ Sys.

With out any real aero equipment aside from bars and almost no TT experience Evelyn Stevens gets 14th against the best women in North America

Pro 1/2 Women (5km)
1 Amber Neben (USA) Nurnberger Shoair 10:40
2 Mara Abbott (USA) Team Columbia Highroad at 0:27
3 Ina Yoko Teutenberg (Ger) Team Columbia Highroad s.t.
....
14 Evelyn Stevens (USA) Velo Classic Tours p/b Incycle.com 1:12

And she would have bested a few of the pro men if she was in their field. Now the events will play to her strengths.

nothing to say...
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 1:26pm

mid pack finish!!!

The first guy had a chance
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 1:24pm

The first guy had a chance for the win, and blew it.

He's like the guy with a little gap before the finish who throws up is arms for a victory salute, then crashes before crossing the line. What a fag.

Nice to see these pics.
By: ralba
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 1:15pm

Great stuff. I am waiting for Kozak to send us some more photos.

And back to fear - Sunday is going to rain in the AM - racing in the rain - another fear I have.

Nice to see these pics.
By: ralba
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 1:15pm

Great stuff. I am waiting for Kozak to send us some more photos.

And back to fear - Sunday is going to rain in the AM - racing in the rain - another fear I have.

the first guys come off as
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 12:49pm

the first guys come off as guys who never get first in real life so they do it on the internet. also "fags" as a derogatory insult is really out of style, dude.

Bwah ha!
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 12:47pm

F I R S T ! ! !

the anti-"first" guys come
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 12:14pm

the anti-"first" guys come off like an obsessive-compulsive fags

in da red
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 12:07pm

i'm just posting here so no
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 12:07pm

i'm just posting here so no one write first

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