As the Toto Turns 268

Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:05pm by Andy Shen

Venomous Hog takes to Poison Pen

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Are you unaware of why he's
By: Maxime Torque
Sat, 01/12/2013 - 9:30pm

Are you unaware of why he's called "Hog"?

I thought Festina was doping
By: Axel O-Ring
Sat, 01/12/2013 - 7:57pm

I thought Festina was doping central. It wouldn't be a stretch

By: Benjamin Chamois
Sat, 01/12/2013 - 3:40pm

I wonder if Johan was doping during his career. He was with Once for years....
AKA Doping Central

Ah Young Frankenstein
By: Jules Plug
Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:20pm

Ferrari's work was DOO-DOO!

Brussel Stouts!
By: Lance Armstrong
Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:05pm

Brussel Stouts!

By: Simon Limit Screw
Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:28am

Hog: Bottle, remember when I had to stash all our Acto-whatever under your booster seat at the French border?
Bottle: "Yeah Hog! Thanks for the kickback at the TOC!!!...Ohhhh, I mean, what are you talking about?"

By: Fancy Lion
Fri, 01/11/2013 - 12:00am

Hog intimidating witnesses and flashing a passing familiarity with Proust? Toto has never seemed at once more realistic and less true to life. Nice job with the Monty Python background.

volunteer mammary
By: monorchid conconi
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:20pm


When I first came to Spoon River
I did not know whether what they told me
Was true or false.
They would bring me the epitath
And stand around the shop while I worked
And say "He was so kind," "He was so wonderful,"
"She was the sweetest woman," "He was a consistent Christian."
And I chiseled for them whatever they wished,
All in ignorance of the truth.
But later, as I lived among the people here,
I knew how near to the life
Were the epitaths that were ordered for them as they died.
But still I chiseled whatever they paid me to chisel
And made myself party to the false chronicles
Of the stones,
Even as the historian does who writes
Without knowing the truth,
Or because he is influenced to hide it.

another great one
By: Tuur Liner
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:13pm

Keep them coming> I always look forward to Toto.

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