As the Toto Turns 264

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 11:15pm by Andy Shen

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A Catlike helmet.
By: Mehdi Cable
Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:33am

A Catlike helmet.

What's an asshat?
By: Mateo Fork
Thu, 11/01/2012 - 1:09am

What's an asshat?

To Sergio
By: Everyone
Thu, 11/01/2012 - 12:09am

You are an asshat.

You are correct.
By: Damien Sealant
Wed, 10/31/2012 - 9:23pm

It's not very funny at all. I think it's cool to say you think it's funny and get "it", but it's still not funny.

Did President Obama unleash the dogs on Lance?
By: Sergio Romero
Wed, 10/31/2012 - 7:26pm

On October 23, 2012, Cycling News published an article regarding a threatening email sent by Lance Armstrong to John Kerry. According to Cycling News, [Selena] Rodgers recounts a story of Kerry reading a furious email from Armstrong, which included the ultimatum: "If cancer isn't an issue of concern for the Democratic Party, then we will go into the database of Livestrong, which has millions of people, and let them know where the Democratic Party stands."


Question for all of you, is it possible that President Obama unleashed the dogs on Lance as a preventive measure before the elections? or as revenge? I am not saying that Lance is innocent, but it seems that USADA was way too focused on getting Lance and only Lance.

From Texas, I hope all of you are fine after the storm!

Attention sausage lovers, due
By: schmalz
Wed, 10/31/2012 - 6:59pm

Attention sausage lovers, due to power outage-ness and the subsequent need for high levels of parenting, the Sausage Run has been cancelled. I blame Mother Nature.

By: bikesoverthemoon
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 11:02pm

..."yeah, i told him i've been around the block..."...

..."...he told me i should increase my training milage"...

...funniest line on toto site in ages (& there have been a number of good ones)...

Could somebody provide a link
By: Arthur Limit Screw
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:43pm

Could somebody provide a link to background info for this toto? I'm completely befuddled.

Nic catch!
By: Armando Brazeon
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 9:50pm

Nic catch!

who dat with the cigar?
By: Gregorio Steerer
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 7:39pm

It's Cav the insult sprinter

who dat with the cigar, fred
By: Froid Randis
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 6:21pm

who dat with the cigar, fred durst?

too dumb (you, not the
By: Senne Hammer
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:21pm

too dumb (you, not the comic)? are you able to understand it at least?

By: charliegirl20082008
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 5:05pm

Am I the only one who doesn't find Toto funny? Sorry, but it just doesn't do it for me.

Love the 'nudge nudge wink
By: Dong Work For Yuda
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:28pm

Love the 'nudge nudge wink wink' background. Brilliant.

Lance who?
By: Lander Bushing
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 3:34pm

Memory melt-down! Can't remember who they raced against, when they started or stopped doping, who the DS was, who their doctor was or where their blood was stored. Amazing!

Hurricane Toto!
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 3:17pm

Hurricane Toto!

By: Seppe Egopower
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 2:40pm

You have all been relegated for performance-enhanced writing! My writing is clearly not enhanced by anything...

By: enough!
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 1:06pm

the only way to be ok in this sport is to be a cat4ever. If you cat up too quickly, you're doping, too slowly and you're sandbagging.

Smoking Gun
By: West Coast Reader
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 4:20am

I just hope Kimmage and Lemond actually have something good coming because if not the UCI is going to let things go as they were, dopers by the boat load.

EPOstal takes out Sky hires.
By: Lukas Wave Ring
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 1:58am

Are you a "glower"? he asked him knowingly. OHHHH no, no, no, YES!

and now, the rebuttal
By: Conned by lie strong
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 1:57am

as they say, payback is a bitch.....

hey nice ascot
By: santiago benites
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 12:47am

Poor Bradley Wiggins seems to be exhibiting signs of early onset dementia. Hopefully, it's not a side effect of any medication that he may be on. Nudge, nudge, say no more.

By: Marco Seatmast
Mon, 10/29/2012 - 11:38pm


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