As the Toto Turns 247

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:19pm by Andy Shen

The Very Grouchy Vinopillar

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No longer Vinopillar...
By: Logan Limit Screw
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:55pm

...now a golden VinoFly!

Not so grouchy anymore...
By: Lilian Seatpost
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:03pm

Olympic Champ! Boo-yeah!

new years resolutions
By: Lukas Wave Ring
Sun, 01/01/2012 - 2:02am

We need a new Toto. How about our favorite characters sharing new years resolutions?

"The very grouchy Vinopillar
By: Arnaud Tubie
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 8:46pm

"The very grouchy Vinopillar vowed to get elected to an office, any office, and some day make the Fat Pat pay." This is great.

cash envelopes rule!!!
By: Dry Anal Lube
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 1:17pm

cash envelopes rule!!! Delgado ToS 85...

By: Bernardo Polished
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 9:19am

How do you guys think up this shit? I'm splitting a gut laughing! No worries for Vino or the K man, Vino'll get elected to in K-stan and appoint the K-man to some no-show job there, minister of blow-jobs maybe?

no matter how hard WEE KNO tries
By: Dry Anal Lube
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 5:31am


Its all a shit show...bring on the frame pumps!!! En Garde!!!

Gilbert wins 2010 LBL
By: Jelly Fork
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 1:17am

UCI rules say that both Vino and Kolobo get disqualified. So the win goes to 3rd. That'd be Valverde. Oops, can't give it to Valverde, all his results from that era are annulled due to Fuentes involvement. Soooooo. Gilbert! Now the back to back winner.

Two men found common language
By: Skater
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 10:40pm

Two men found common language despite their worlds of differences, and both agreed that 10k is just not worth suffering well over 200km for, in Belgium no less. Let alone getting second. In fact, second should be paid better, as you miss all the good women and partying afterwards. Whoever loses, gets 100k, and it was a deal. They sprinted for the honors, and the loser could get some extra from his missus. 100k gets a worthy lady some quality flowers, diners and theater nights. And a happy missus is a happy mister.

The UCI is mostly grumpy because there's a fixed 50% cut for them, to a designated Swiss bank account. Not everyone at the UCI knows the details, but a happy Fatty, is a happy office.

By: Matthias Seatmast
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:54pm


Offloading the gold before the ship sinks?

This story line is too seamy
By: Yann Downtube
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 3:17am

This story line is too seamy for Eric Carle, I'm thinking Roald Dahl

By: Worn_chainring
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 3:00am

The only place the current vintage of cycling crooks are going is to Switzerland to work at the UCI. Knavery is a prerequisite for working at the UCI.

Wonderboy's already on the Board of Directors at USAC along with his doping buddies. Weisel may be running USAC from prison at some point. That pretty much sums up competitive cycling in the U.S.

like losing george w
By: Hamza Bushing
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:59pm

losing this gang of crooks will make pro cycling a lot less entertaining... how boring it would be if everyone played by the rules, were honest, and decent people... swineherders to the fore!

Genius,pure genius
By: Jean Plug
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:28pm

Genius,pure genius

...i prefer...
By: Matteo Dropout
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:17am

...to think that kolobnev was so grateful to stay away with vino's help that he would feel bad beating the kazak to the line & that vino felt so bad that the russian couldn't get the win that he "graced" him with the 100 g's...

...with great naivety, love, bgw...

By: Lukas Wave Ring
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 3:11am

Great toto, hilarious format, one of the best yet. Thank you!

By: Robin Liner
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 1:34am

Eric Carle art! Ohoh I better not tell him!

vino smart like bull
By: Verrochio Tubie
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 9:44pm

It's about time you got off of the nauseating Floyd Landis kissy love-in and got back to doing what you do best.

So what?
By: ambivelent
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 7:15pm

OK, maybe it's just me but who really cares if the two guys reached an "agreement" ? This kind of thing has been done for as long as people have been racing bikes. One of the two was going to win, there's no question about that. Why is it an issue how they decided who was going to take it?

By: JoePa
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 7:10pm

brilliant. loved it.

By: Dong Work For Yuda
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 6:45pm

Next up, Kolobnev the Kautious Kat lets the Vinopillar escape without pursuit - or any effort at all.

Dr Seuss Fabianese!!!
By: twelvetoothassassin
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 6:39pm

Dr Seuss Fabianese!!!


Timely and funny
By: CPelkey
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 6:05pm

You guys score another bulls eye.

I like it
By: Eric Carle
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:04pm

I like it

By: Gary Heaton
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 4:46pm

Excellent use of Fabianese. I want to see a Dr. Seuss style Fabianese Toto.

By: Jesus from Cancun
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:46pm

I liked the different format used this time. I am a Vino fan, but I got a good laugh anyway

good one
By: join my breakaway league
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:38pm

good one

By: Bendigo Floodpants
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:59pm

his Cracker ass

... that made me laugh...

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