How do you guys think up this shit? I'm splitting a gut laughing! No worries for Vino or the K man, Vino'll get elected to in K-stan and appoint the K-man to some no-show job there, minister of blow-jobs maybe?
UCI rules say that both Vino and Kolobo get disqualified. So the win goes to 3rd. That'd be Valverde. Oops, can't give it to Valverde, all his results from that era are annulled due to Fuentes involvement. Soooooo. Gilbert! Now the back to back winner.
Two men found common language despite their worlds of differences, and both agreed that 10k is just not worth suffering well over 200km for, in Belgium no less. Let alone getting second. In fact, second should be paid better, as you miss all the good women and partying afterwards. Whoever loses, gets 100k, and it was a deal. They sprinted for the honors, and the loser could get some extra from his missus. 100k gets a worthy lady some quality flowers, diners and theater nights. And a happy missus is a happy mister.
The UCI is mostly grumpy because there's a fixed 50% cut for them, to a designated Swiss bank account. Not everyone at the UCI knows the details, but a happy Fatty, is a happy office.
The only place the current vintage of cycling crooks are going is to Switzerland to work at the UCI. Knavery is a prerequisite for working at the UCI.
Wonderboy's already on the Board of Directors at USAC along with his doping buddies. Weisel may be running USAC from prison at some point. That pretty much sums up competitive cycling in the U.S.
losing this gang of crooks will make pro cycling a lot less entertaining... how boring it would be if everyone played by the rules, were honest, and decent people... swineherders to the fore!
...to think that kolobnev was so grateful to stay away with vino's help that he would feel bad beating the kazak to the line & that vino felt so bad that the russian couldn't get the win that he "graced" him with the 100 g's...
OK, maybe it's just me but who really cares if the two guys reached an "agreement" ? This kind of thing has been done for as long as people have been racing bikes. One of the two was going to win, there's no question about that. Why is it an issue how they decided who was going to take it?
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Olympic Champ! Boo-yeah!
We need a new Toto. How about our favorite characters sharing new years resolutions?
"The very grouchy Vinopillar vowed to get elected to an office, any office, and some day make the Fat Pat pay." This is great.
cash envelopes rule!!! Delgado ToS 85...
How do you guys think up this shit? I'm splitting a gut laughing! No worries for Vino or the K man, Vino'll get elected to in K-stan and appoint the K-man to some no-show job there, minister of blow-jobs maybe?
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/photos/voigt-and-bennati-with-radioshack...
Its all a shit show...bring on the frame pumps!!! En Garde!!!
UCI rules say that both Vino and Kolobo get disqualified. So the win goes to 3rd. That'd be Valverde. Oops, can't give it to Valverde, all his results from that era are annulled due to Fuentes involvement. Soooooo. Gilbert! Now the back to back winner.
Two men found common language despite their worlds of differences, and both agreed that 10k is just not worth suffering well over 200km for, in Belgium no less. Let alone getting second. In fact, second should be paid better, as you miss all the good women and partying afterwards. Whoever loses, gets 100k, and it was a deal. They sprinted for the honors, and the loser could get some extra from his missus. 100k gets a worthy lady some quality flowers, diners and theater nights. And a happy missus is a happy mister.
The UCI is mostly grumpy because there's a fixed 50% cut for them, to a designated Swiss bank account. Not everyone at the UCI knows the details, but a happy Fatty, is a happy office.
http://www.usacdf.org/dfstory.php?id=7254
Offloading the gold before the ship sinks?
This story line is too seamy for Eric Carle, I'm thinking Roald Dahl
The only place the current vintage of cycling crooks are going is to Switzerland to work at the UCI. Knavery is a prerequisite for working at the UCI.
Wonderboy's already on the Board of Directors at USAC along with his doping buddies. Weisel may be running USAC from prison at some point. That pretty much sums up competitive cycling in the U.S.
losing this gang of crooks will make pro cycling a lot less entertaining... how boring it would be if everyone played by the rules, were honest, and decent people... swineherders to the fore!
Genius,pure genius
...to think that kolobnev was so grateful to stay away with vino's help that he would feel bad beating the kazak to the line & that vino felt so bad that the russian couldn't get the win that he "graced" him with the 100 g's...
...with great naivety, love, bgw...
Great toto, hilarious format, one of the best yet. Thank you!
Eric Carle art! Ohoh I better not tell him!
It's about time you got off of the nauseating Floyd Landis kissy love-in and got back to doing what you do best.
OK, maybe it's just me but who really cares if the two guys reached an "agreement" ? This kind of thing has been done for as long as people have been racing bikes. One of the two was going to win, there's no question about that. Why is it an issue how they decided who was going to take it?
brilliant. loved it.
Next up, Kolobnev the Kautious Kat lets the Vinopillar escape without pursuit - or any effort at all.
Dr Seuss Fabianese!!!
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You guys score another bulls eye.
I like it
Excellent use of Fabianese. I want to see a Dr. Seuss style Fabianese Toto.
I liked the different format used this time. I am a Vino fan, but I got a good laugh anyway
good one
his Cracker ass
... that made me laugh...
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