As the Toto Turns 227

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 11:40am by Andy Shen

 Leopards bullied!

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Nice Article
By: Romain Hammer
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 8:13pm

Read to end for comments on Horner...

Bernie, is that you? I hear
By: Irving Picard
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 11:29am

Bernie, is that you? I hear you've become quite the barber.

...signore commesso...
By: Matteo Dropout
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:19am

...ciao...buongiorno, amico...

...& 'at's a no turkey leg, 'at's a prosciutto on a bone, si ???...


...schlecks cancellara each other out...walloon for the win...


...dollars to dough-nuts, convicted trader doesn't do close to 20 years & inside traders don't get pounded in the ass...they go to country club prisons when they do their time with chess clubs, lacrosse & mowing the lawn to keep the facility looking nice...

...with love, bgw...

Longueuil to Team Pound in
By: Dr. Love
Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:10pm

Longueuil to Team Pound in the Ass Prison.

Kinda like doping, but at work
By: Amanda Jones
Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:56pm

Donald Longueuil, a former junior
portfolio manager at SAC Capital Advisors LP, will plead guilty
to federal charges tomorrow, becoming the latest in a series of
defendants to seek a deal with prosecutors in a nationwide
insider trading probe.
Assistant U.S. Attorney David Leibowitz told U.S. District
Judge Jed Rakoff in Manhattan that Longueuil would enter a
guilty plea during a hearing today on whether to separate his
case from co-defendant Winifred Jiau, a former hedge fund
consultant for Primary Global Research LLC.
Longueuil and Jiau were accused of conspiring to commit
securities and wire fraud from 2006 to 2010. They pleaded not
guilty, rejecting U.S. allegations that nonpublic information
Longueuil allegedly received was from an insider at Marvell
Technology Group Ltd. or Nvidia Corp., or that Jiau received
inside information.

At the hearing in the Jiau case, Rakoff asked prosecutors
if “Longueuil is pleading guilty tomorrow?”
“Your honor is correct, he is changing his plea,”
Leibowitz said.
Craig Carpenito, a lawyer for Longueuil, didn’t immediately
return a voice-mail message left at his office.

Passing Information

Jiau is accused of passing inside information to an
unidentified hedge-fund portfolio manager and to Noah Freeman,
who was an SAC Capital portfolio manager based in Boston.
Joanna Hendon, a lawyer for Jiau, declined to comment.
Longueuil, who worked in SAC Capital’s CR Intrinsic unit in
New York from July 2008 to July 2010, gave information to
Freeman, who, in exchange, passed material non-public
information to Longueuil that he had obtained from sources
including Jiau, according to prosecutors.
“Longueuil communicated regularly with Freeman” and the
unidentified co-conspirator “to share the material nonpublic
information each learned from his respective sources,”
according to the indictment. “These communications occurred
over the telephone, as well as through e-mails and instant
message communications.”
Prosecutors alleged that in addition to Freeman, Longueuil
got inside information from unidentified public company
employees and “independent research consultants.”

Twenty Years

Longueuil would face as long as 20 years in prison if
convicted of the most serious charge against him.
Charges against Longueuil were initially filed by Manhatt

A big mac
By: Monorchid Conconi
Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:44pm

is bigger than you think

It hurts when I pee
By: Howie Wonders
Wed, 04/27/2011 - 5:19pm

I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate your wacky senses of humour and fantastically obscure cultural references and icons. Your art is an antidote to this world of mundane conformity.

By: Jordan Rivnut
Wed, 04/27/2011 - 6:40am

ive been into comics for 20 years and cycling for 10 and i have never seen anything as bizarre as your comics. puts all of those 'avant-garde' comics to shame for weirdness. brilliant ! will be back for more..

It's pretty figging
By: confused
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 9:29pm
By: Galleazzo Lube
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 8:54pm

sell the bike and get a kick ball

trow down
By: dirt pot head!
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 7:49pm
welcome back toto!
By: Dylan Neck
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 7:29pm

can't believe you didn't riff on those prissy schleck flags they were flyin at LBL....

Sucks to your AssMar!
By: Schmirnov
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 7:24pm

and can I borrow your inhaler Piggy? and maybe do a line too?

to Embarrassed
By: Recco Wave Ring
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:26pm

... he's this comic's main character from years past, who's nickname inspired the comic's title.

Relax WCR
By: Domenico Bearing
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:23pm

Your own personal antics are absurd. Glass house buddy

Last guy
By: West Coast Reader
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:21pm

Who ever asked who the last guy is needs to go re-read all the Toto's. As shameful as the Schlecks racing tactics.

By: Dong Work For Yuda
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 3:15pm

Salvatore with a turkey leg. Now that's fucking funny, not to mention that glazed look in his eye.


By: Domenico Bearing
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 2:27pm

but who's the dude in the last box?

Toto appears!! Silly Bandz,
By: mikeweb
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:47pm

Toto appears!!

Silly Bandz, Littlest Pet Shop, Leapster... brilliant.

Cancellera deserves a muesli
By: Loggia Dry Lube
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:34pm

Cancellera deserves a muesli wedgie administered by Thor

2nd! Just like Frank!
By: Second
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:00pm

2nd! Just like Frank!

By: Romain Hammer
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:11pm


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