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As the Toto Turns 193

Tue, 07/27/2010 - 3:52am by Andy Shen

Another rip roarin' success

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By: plus size dresses for special occasions
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Anus!
By: Dong Work For Yuda
Wed, 08/04/2010 - 9:11pm

Anus! Anus!

Seems relevant for some reason.

Cervelo breaks the pro peleton color barrier
By: L3
Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:30am

with signing the Ethiopian Daniel Teklehaymanot.
I always wondered how the folks from that region would fare in cycling given the success they've had with marathons. You know the kid will have a moooootooooor!

I guess in a year or so we'll find out.

Cervelo - my new fav's.

L3

Hey Frankie 7/27
By: fat betsy
Fri, 07/30/2010 - 2:59am

what pix of me on the web are you talking about? There weren't any pix other than the ones Shen shot of me modeling Lane Bryant clothing.

WC & TDF
By: sucka
Thu, 07/29/2010 - 3:36pm

I am fried. Two months of awesome un-American sports. Next up, Jersey Shore, to restore my patriotism.

auction
By: if rider
Thu, 07/29/2010 - 2:02am

because its retarted

why is nobody bidding on my
By: Gregorio O-Ring
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 10:34pm

why is nobody bidding on my auction?

http://cgi.ebay.com/330449404457

amateur vanity
By: Lander Clamp
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 7:39pm
OK
By: MQ
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 7:24pm

Busted. so yeah we're in lone with CJ. and he pay us once a week.
and thank you I ll go back TO SHOOTING PRITTY WOMEN

Schmalz, We're not vain and
By: Nicolas Seatmasticator
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 7:07pm

Schmalz,

We're not vain and combative. I would punch you in the neck for a comment like that, but I am getting my cravat ironed currently.

Sincerely,
N Seatmasticator

I think the site will
By: schmalz
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 4:25pm

I think the site will disappear when any of us realizes that it's lunacy to do all this work for very little compensation. We've never depended upon a bump in popularity from Lance to support us, I've always thought we relied mostly on the vanity and combativeness of amateur racers for our existence.

for these purposes, they are
By: paulie v.
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 4:18pm

for these purposes, they are interchangeable

Phil didn't work for
By: schmalz
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 4:15pm

Phil didn't work for Motorola, Paul did.

Please, who gives a fuck
By: Gherardo Brazeon
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 4:01pm

Please, who gives a fuck about Lance. Is this a cycling website or a Lance website? You should really figure out your niche. Hope this site doesn't die out now that Lance is done.

MQ, so the the same goes for
By: Free Willie
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 3:34pm

MQ, so the the same goes for NYVC and CJ's bald head that regularly shows up in their banner?

cmon you quixotic quezada ...
By: paulie v.
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 3:33pm

cmon you quixotic quezada ... they're not journalists, they're commentators. basically a form of entertainment. LA's been their meal ticket. liggett was motorola's PR guy way back when. of course they're gonna suck up to him, thats what VS is paying them for. no more LA-hating for you ,,, back to snapping pics of the ladies

No.............
By: MQ
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 1:37pm

I think they love LA.
hummm lets see what other journalist would have a pic on their home page like this
I dont think that A beat reporter would have a wallpaper on their home page like this of lets say Alex Rodrigues
or Michael Jordan
I just came to a conclusion they are not reporters or commentators. it was JUST SICK...
http://twitter.com/philliggett

i'm also sure they do it
By: Mathias Ferrule
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 10:16am

i'm also sure they do it because they get paid

Phil and Paul live in the
By: Adrien Dry Lube
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 6:08am

Phil and Paul live in the happy wagon of cycling.
Yeah in the US it seems like they are sucking LA's ball...but they are dedicated to more than the US market.
They are independent commentators and I would miss there voices, enthousiam and knowledge.
BTW...they make commentary that is directed to several english speaking languages other than the US market.
The really cool thing is they do it because they love it!
-leif

Ok, leave Andy and Alberto
By: Julien Lorica
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 2:37am

Ok, leave Andy and Alberto alone. They are not gay! Even if they were, what would be wrong with that? All of you are starting to sound a little homophobic. As for LA, JB, and the Versus crew, carry on!!

No way
By: West Coast Reader
Wed, 07/28/2010 - 12:14am

It will jump the shark when Andy and Dan are busted for using meth or selling it or something like that. Till then, game on!

Tiresome.
By: Simon Post
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 11:17pm

Really, nothing else going on out there that would have made for better fodder? This is as bad as the Fonz jumping the shark. Maybe worse.

to the man, or more
By: patton
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:03pm

to the man, or more importantly woman on the street, bike racers are as dorky as reinactors

Nice
By: Schmirnov
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:02pm

Did p + P stop talking yet? Safe to unplug my ears?

-2, crashalot.
By: paulie v.
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:49pm

-2, crashalot.

bite your tongue, Limit Screw
By: Mathieu Cable
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:47pm

many of us love a good civil war re-enactment (though some prefer the nomenclature 'the war of skyline aggression'):

http://velocitynation.com/content/features/2008/not-mengoni-argument#com...

What the hell is a Moran?
By: sir crashalot
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:46pm

morOn, ya douche.

dorkiest
By: Nicolas Limit Screw
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:42pm

Dorkiest ever are the revolutionary and civil war re-enactment guys. Way out in the Dork Forest.

important political cartoon =
By: paulie v.
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:13pm

important political cartoon = oxymoron
mateo plug = moran

Wow this might be the
By: Mateo Plug
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:00pm

Wow this might be the dorkiest thing ever. Sort of like political cartoons, but unimportant.

C'mon
By: MQ
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 6:34pm

The team competition is far more important them the over all.
(in my sarcastic... Phil L voice)
oh yeah TOTO just keeps getting funnier and funnier evry time

Look comments
By: West Coast Reader
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 6:23pm

From the look of the comments this one has hit home very nicely. Good job boys, Toto is far from dead. I'd also like some cartoons on the race but it has taken a back seat to Landis Gate which is still in its early stages, can't wait for it to get started (the case).

spitting
By: robert langdon
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 6:18pm

is it the same guy who says that or something similar every week, or does someone new think that it's the best way to express that he's found something amusing in the cartoon?

Well done, well done!
By: Rocco McCocco
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 5:41pm

Odie Bobke almost made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard. hilarious!

HaHaHaHa! That was funny....
By: Jonas Bottle
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 3:51pm

HaHaHaHa! That was funny.... Did the steroids in Lance's seed give her cancer?

numbered? as great as it is
By: paulie v.
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 3:51pm

numbered? as great as it is now, nyvelocity was better before it went off on its anti-LA tangent. cant wait till it ends. both the LA fanboys and LA permahaters will go back into their holes, the rest of us NYV lifers will go back to hating on each other, which was awesome.

Velocity Nation
By: Nicolas Limit Screw
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 3:37pm

Velocity Nation is alive and well as long as there are fools rushing in to race bikes on dope. Remember, this is called As the Toto Turns, and Commesso hasn't been around for awhile. Schleck and Contador not intersting?, not funny? Please, there is enough comedy in one month of racing to last several years.

Betsy pix?
By: Frankie
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:46pm

why are they all gone from the web?

What will this website do
By: Keano Nipple
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:30pm

What will this website do when Lance fades from the spotlight?Schleck and Contador are just not interesting. Looks like NY Velocity's days are numbered.

betsy andreu
By: Giorgio Ziptie
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:05pm

I nominate Betsy for "Best Broad in the Bike Business." Her insistence on honesty and transparency in the sport has found its true target in the despicable Lance and his nefarious, rat-bastardy crew. Sometimes you have to be a wee bit intense to penetrate the putrid outer shell. As in: "FESS UP, ASSHOLE!" Tear it up, Mrs. Andreu. Tear it up and burn it down!

Gloves are off at... GQ?
By: Karma police
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:43pm
Don't forget ...
By: Richard Veronkadonk
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:29pm

L'équipe is French for The Team. And they have le pee-pee.

there was that bike throwing
By: Daan Rubber Hood
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:24pm

there was that bike throwing incident after stage 6

All the focus on the team
By: Amine Threadlock
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:20pm

All the focus on the team competition this year reminded me of something....oh yeah, the obsession around here on winning the CRCA team competition...

harmonic convergence
By: Adrien Hammer
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 12:53pm

sheryl crows new album is about as good as lance's tour was

Betsy
By: Ferre Neck
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 12:20pm

Betsey ain't no fatty...although I must admit, I pictured her as a cow-sized shrew. A courageous, honest, cow-sized shrew.

me likes!!`
By: Nicolas Liner
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:16am

Very good...

First!
By: West Coast Reader
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 5:45am

Ha ha!

This one is good.

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