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As the Toto Turns 183

Tue, 05/18/2010 - 3:29am by Andy Shen

 Another lunch line confrontation.

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Suspension
By: Dong Work For Yuda
Wed, 05/19/2010 - 10:38pm

How long until Vino gets popped again? I put the over/under at July 1.

Keep it greasy you bastards.

Versus
By: Ernesto Skidmark
Wed, 05/19/2010 - 2:52am

Really, Versus. Fuck you.

Spatula Alert
By: Lady Chaingaga
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 11:17pm

so a Radiohead, a htc-head and a Gps-head roll into a surf city...but none know how to sprint...

"Vodka Platelets"
By: Andy Bernard
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 8:56pm

too perfect

don't they race during lunch
By: Alexandre Pulley
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 8:26pm

don't they race during lunch time?

Milhouse
By: Schmirnov
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 8:19pm

Now, not just Cadel's mom thinks he's cool.

Great Toto! But I like em all so....

Not Journey...
By: Maxime Downtube
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 8:13pm

...Men at Work!

Is that you Sting?
By: schmalz
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 4:54pm

Is that you Sting?

Tick ATOC
By: Richard Veronkadonk
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 4:51pm

I've had sex that lasted longer than Versus' live coverage of Stage Two. And wetter, too.

Yes, that's a much better way
By: schmalz
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 4:23pm

Yes, that's a much better way of saying it.

Sorry, I'll start referring
By: A. Rooney
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 4:20pm

Sorry, I'll start referring to "douches" as "vagina cleansing devices". Better?

When you add the word dooch
By: Evan Lube
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 3:46pm

When you add the word dooch to the end of your statement, are you squriting salt and vinegar into your vagina, or can you just not spell?

doosh
By: Amine Seatmast
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 2:52pm

an interesting choice of words considering that the word "douche" comes from the french language.

Chapeau, Schmalz. Chapeau.
By: A. Rooney
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 2:08pm

Chapeau, Schmalz. Chapeau.

I think ghost rider's one
By: schmalz
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 2:05pm

I think ghost rider's one minute complete turn around in attitude is a new NYVC record.

i am from france.
By: roast guider
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 2:01pm

i am from france.

I wanna know
By: A. Rooney
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 2:00pm

When you add "chapeau" to the end of your statement, are you removing your hat in admiration or are you just being a europhile doosh?

toto is dead, finally. it
By: ghost rider
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 1:54pm

toto is dead, finally. it was funny for a while but this one really is a new low. goodbye.

toto is back, finally. it
By: ghost rider
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 1:53pm

toto is back, finally. it was bad for a while but this one really is a fine return to form. chapeau.

revenge of the nerd
By: Matthieu Bottle
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 1:15pm

revenge of the nerd

What's up
By: Juiced Newton
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 12:56pm

What's up with bone head Philly Phil announcing the Giro winner...I guess when you got no video of your own you might as well throw out a spoiler.

said the joker to the thief
By: Doe John
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 12:49pm

there's too much confusion, I can't get no relief...

IT'S ALIVE
By: Rusted Crank
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 12:42pm

Bueno, Toto has been revived from its death bed.

Toto
By: Travis
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 11:48am

You got skills kid

...crickets....chirping....
By: H. Ater
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 11:12am

...crickets....chirping....

Two riders were approaching
By: John Doe
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 7:42am

and the wind began to howl

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
By: MQ
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 3:47am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dam you ANDY

solo
By: Sacha Locknut
Tue, 05/18/2010 - 3:43am

solo victory

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