As the Toto Turns 143

Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:11am by Andy Shen

 A big happy family

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By: jamdat
Mon, 07/13/2009 - 4:45pm

This was fanfriggintastic. Thanks for creating! Laughing my ass off.

Frickin hilarious...chapeau
By: GV
Thu, 07/09/2009 - 12:51am

Frickin hilarious...chapeau

yo... bein at the front when
By: Wheelsucker
Thu, 07/09/2009 - 12:32am

bein at the front when the wind is kickin....the new black.

way to keep that job security George..

ToTo - keepin it real since skyline 05'!

(kibbles & bytes)

yo... bein at the front when
By: Wheelsucker
Thu, 07/09/2009 - 12:30am

bein at the front when the wind is kickin....the new black.

Little climbers just gulped hard!

ToTo - keepin it real since skyline 05'!

(kibbles & bytes)

Armstrong clearly hanging out
By: Wheelsucker
Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:40pm

Armstrong clearly hanging out with Matthew McConaughey, learning to speak SoCal Bro Brah, dude...

ā€œIā€™m having a good time, just trying to keep it chill, and see how fast we go.ā€

Toto makes
By: Wheelsucker
Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:35pm
Super Bon!
By: Solo Breakaway
Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:45pm

Great! Keep it up.

satire as commentary
By: Wheelsucker
Wed, 07/08/2009 - 3:49pm

this is like Natural Born Killers only it's an internet comic about bike racing

By: Wheelsucker
Wed, 07/08/2009 - 3:27am

Toto and Lance have something in common: you're both getting around and all are having a good laugh when they're done with you. Except people look forward to the next Toto. Toto e' molto molto comico.
An Italiana Fan! Io sono Toto tifosa!

...too frickin' right...
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:21pm

...absolutely one of the best, most hilarious TOTO's, like ever...the "ham" was more than a faint flavor in this mix of broken eggs...

...on a real note:- frankie...for god's sake, talk to VS. about their decidedly lousy editing...first timer ???...hard to figure what they're thinking...


By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 3:08pm


Notorious TOTO
By: Chris Henry
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 3:04pm

Hilarious. This edition has been widely appreciated in the Tour press room in Montpellier. You're gaining an international following.

"... Divorce Court..."
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:46pm

Nice one - Mark Sanford in the BG?

By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:31pm

this strip is the funniest whenever frankie makes an appearance. you cant be making this stuff up. ok maybe the part about betsy. shes a lot taller than levi right?

how weird is it that...
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:25pm

Frankie is interviewing Lance? A little awkward? I guess everyone can see past that and just think about the money.

damn this toto was good!
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 1:06pm

damn this toto was good!

I think Phyllis might be
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 1:01pm

I think Phyllis might be playing that game this morning... his speech slurred a bit during the opener. Anyone else notice his twinge of pleasure when delivering the goods about Menchov and his triathlete-quality skills on a TT bike?

new drinking game
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:54pm

i wouldn't play that game and expect to not get wasted to oblivion. it's damn hard to fill air time, especially covering an event where basically nothing happens for 90% of the event.

I am loving working from home
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:54pm

I am loving working from home this month. Too bad I won't be getting any work done with VS. HD on all frigging day.

In honour of MJ
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:52pm

ya wanna B startin somn...

mama say mama sa ma sa

new drinking game
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:46pm

take a drink every time Bobke or Hummer describes a rider as "the best in the business" - I tried that last night and was wasted before they got done with the pre-race during expanded coverage

By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:46pm

Keifel needs to stop racing to Old Country Buffet every night. Can't they get these guys some decent clothes? Hate Hate Hate!

nutrition, post race hot
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:39pm

nutrition, post race hot days...
schools in session
go get a late pass, boy!


"More Hinault than he know" / White Zombie
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:30pm


Contador, just work up until
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:15pm

Contador, just work up until there are 5 guys left, and Armstrong gets to within sight of the Mellow Johnny Shirt, then sit up...time taken on the 5th rider, then he can "plead the 5th" and let "others" decide what happened...

more Hinault than He-know!
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:06pm

soundtrack: White Zombie

More Hinault. than. He. Know...

Armacy is trying to take Lemond's greatest whining moment, the 1986 Tour, and make this "last" Tour rivalry between Contador, even bigger and badder...

"But I helped Alberto...
"We are leading the Team Category...
"We made "his" rivals chase..."

loved the quote that Lancistry made about his 7 Tour Victories and team leadership, as if we had all forgotten!

Whichever team wants Alberto next year are going to line up to "help":
Caisse D'Epargne already owes him from Dauphine
any French Team

I can't wait for the comparison of Lemond-Hinault and the "elephant" in the room...even Sherv and Bobble Head have to have a bad taste for the LanceLoveFest after yesterdays stage...

Team GFY!

I don't get it
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:45am

Betsy isn't fat.
"Why did Astana choose Frankie(to interview Lance)? This question was posed to Philippe Martens, press agent, who responded with a laugh, "I will not tell you why. The reasons don't have anything to do with the bike."
You are on top of it Toto!

By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:18am


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