Hangover October 1, 2012

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:21pm by joshs

Hello internet readers and fellow cycling enthusiasts! Today we are going to play a game, and that game is called "Where are those results?".

I have heard Augusto Sanchez won the Pro/1/2 race at the Tour de Fort Lee but I think the full results are stuck in traffic trying to get over the GWB (or scrambling to come up with the $50,000,000 for the toll). I have also been informed that at the Tour de FBF there was a combining of fields and that someone out of the large field won, possibly from a break. Once more info becomes available, I am sure someone will quickly post down in the comments section with claims of being 'first' (pro tip: this website tells everyone they were it's 'first', and then you realize it totally lied after it gives you the clap).

Kudos to everyone. You should all get medals, a la 'try'athletes.

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i'm running out of popcorn
By: Guillaume Saddlesore
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 9:22pm

i'm running out of popcorn

Accusations require PROOF...says Verbruggen
By: David Blume
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 7:22pm

Cyclingnews suggests that the UCI will reject the USADA findings on Armstrong.

Yeah and a park is going to
By: Warre Kevlar
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 7:08pm

Yeah and a park is going to hand over free land to develop future pro cyclists trained by a group that wouldn't even fire a coach who was serving a doping suspension.

dont get it.
By: Brooks Shield
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 6:22pm

Were the pill for Mr I.? I'm confused.

I a race in Central Park
By: Via Gara
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 4:43pm

I a race in Central Park lasts longer than 4 hours, consult your doctor immediately.

so the defense is that poor
By: Tristan Headset
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:53pm

so the defense is that poor kid was just trying to make some money selling pills.

here we go again!
By: Maxence O-Ring
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:47pm

Rafael was not deported over that incident, deported individuals can't come back to USA under no circunstaces. He was bringing sexual stimulator pills to make some money,ask M. I. There is a campaign against this guy with no reason. He was tested last year t Presbyterian Race and was negative, the kid works hard, very hard and for no reason people in this forum go back to the 2009 incident. He was not deported or arrested neither fingerpprinted. the negatve campaign has a team deny him a contract.Mengoni People should focus on getting a real team and real races nxt year, half of the riders wont deal with them, stop the BS.

Dirty Amateurs
By: Yuuuupp!
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:10pm

Comment deleted, accusations require proof schmalz

By: Theo Cogset
Thu, 10/04/2012 - 4:53pm

Such a physique! Too bad you couldn't win any TdFs.

I guess sandbagging triathlons is okay too.

By the way, LeMond won TWO WCs.

sinep, when you win a W.C.
By: a$$hole pa-troll
Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:58pm

sinep, when you win a W.C. and 3 TdFs, the last 2 with lead shotgun pellets surrounding your heart muscle, which still cause you chronic health problems, and you're 51 years old, why don't you come back and post a photo of your own chiseled physique.

staying fit
By: sinep
Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:27pm

looks like lemond is taking a little time off the bike...


Tour of Vail Criterium Results :
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 9:48pm

Photo Courtesy of Dieter Drake

Tour of Vail Criterium Results


1. Luke Keough (Team Mountain Khakis / SmartStop)
2. Ken Hanson (Optum Pro
Cycling p/b Kelly Benefit Strategies)
3. Rafael Meran (CRCA Foundation)
4. Mike Friedman (Optum Pro Cycling p/b Kelly Benefit Strategies)
5. Kevin Mullervy (Team Exergy)
6. Euris Vidal (CRCA / Foundation)
7. Isaac Howe (Kenda / 5 Hour Energy)
8. Oscar Clark (UnitedHealthcare of Georgia p/b the 706 Project)
9. Jesse Goodrich (Juwi Solar Cycling)
10. Colby Pearce (Horizon Organic / Panache Development)

USA CRITS Championship Series Final Standings


1. Luke Keough, Team Mountain Khakis/SmartStop, 2283 pts
2. Oscar Clark, UnitedHealthcare of Georgia p/b The 706 Project, 2122 pts
3. Euris R. Vidal, CRCA/Foundation, 1893 pts
4. Rafael Meran, CRCA/Foundation, 1773 pts

5. Colin Jaskiewicz, Champion System p/b Stan's NoTubes/CRCA, 1770 pts
6. Emile Abraham, Rossetti Devo Cycling Team, 1753 pts
7. Gavriel Epstein, Champion System p/b Stan's NoTubes/CRCA, 1739 pts

8. Jean-Michel Lechance, Rossetti Devo Cycling Team, 1448 pts
9. Isaac Howe, Kenda/5-Hour Evergy Pro Cycling p/b Geargrinder, 1248 pts
10. Ryan Mele, Stan's NoTubes/AXA Equitable, 1058

Men's Team

1. Team Mountain
Khakis/SmartStop, 6787 pts
2. CRCA/Foundation,
6561 pts
3. Champion
System p/b Stan's NoTubes/CRCA,

I hate Foundation even more now
By: Giacomo Setscrew
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:23pm

joking, really great to see the level of the local scene is so high

Fort Lee Results
By: Baptiste Drainhole
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:18pm

....where they be??

I'd like to find a clinic
By: Simon Drainhole
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:52pm

I'd like to find a clinic that will teach me How to Go a Heck of a lot faster.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:51pm

Foundation what's your secret?

Foundation to Itself.
By: Mathieu Lorica
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 6:38pm

Foundation to Itself.

By: SPOKEn Lancelot
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 6:22pm

Maybe Vail was not the best location for a major downtown crit. Ski town in the summer, usually not very packed with residents.

Eugene's attack
By: us
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 6:21pm

Eugene's attack was before the turn, then there was the crash.

Thumbs Up to Mengoni.
By: Mohamed Seatpost
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 6:13pm

Thumbs Up to Mengoni.

By: Benjamin Brifter
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:44pm


- Number 1 Amateur Team at the USA Crit Series
- Number 2 overall team
- Number 3 Rider in Series Euris Vidal
- Number 4 or 5 Rider in Series Rafael Merin
- in last night race Rafael 3rd place and Euris 6th......


Would just like to emphasize
By: Kylian Sealant
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:35pm

Would just like to emphasize the respectfulness of Eugene's attack. It was devestatingly polite.

the little things
By: Quinten Cage
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:32pm

well, my wheels cost $3,000, so i guess that's how much

Those pics
By: Lars Cogset
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:10pm

And tell me how much you pay for all those little things that really don't matter.

Agreed. And a small price to
By: Tom Ziptie
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:36pm

Agreed. And a small price to pay to incentivize photographers to record our glory.

small price to pay to impress
By: Lurker
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:35pm

small price to pay to impress friends and interns in your super hero costume

Those Pics
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:08pm

Photo Download $10.95 WTF

no results but more pics
By: Lars Cogset
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 3:17pm


Eugene Boronow won the 45+ with a very respectful move on lap 1 [after the crash in turn 2] and stayed away for the rest of the race.

By: ksdfkljh
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:54pm

It seems late in the morning-- I think everyone is hung over for real.

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