Hello internet readers and fellow cycling enthusiasts! Today we are going to play a game, and that game is called "Where are those results?".
I have heard Augusto Sanchez won the Pro/1/2 race at the Tour de Fort Lee but I think the full results are stuck in traffic trying to get over the GWB (or scrambling to come up with the $50,000,000 for the toll). I have also been informed that at the Tour de FBF there was a combining of fields and that someone out of the large field won, possibly from a break. Once more info becomes available, I am sure someone will quickly post down in the comments section with claims of being 'first' (pro tip: this website tells everyone they were it's 'first', and then you realize it totally lied after it gives you the clap).
Kudos to everyone. You should all get medals, a la 'try'athletes.
Another Friday, and perhaps a chance to be hopeful. For something. Anything. Intern Josh here again, Dan is away on some kind of family outing.
Intern Josh here, filling in for that lazy sack of no-goodness that is Dan. This is going to be a digest and a half, so hold on to the toilet bowl and get ready...