Tour doh france

Call me crazy, but I think Chavanel will win today.

Coffee is going into tummy, the fuse it lit

Crash, looks like the guy broke his ridding cheek.

Oh wait you dont ride with your cheek? get up!

For all your lance haters out there. The man look strongs today. Schmalz is going to cry to sleep tonight.

True fact, those boots help with ED.

Had a friend suggest this yesterday

"if ale-jet ends up causing a bunch sprint crash, can we start calling him "ale-qaeda"?

Seriously, Jens is cool enough. But I get douche chills when masters riders put on those compression boots and talk about him. "WHAT WOULD JENS DO?"  mmm he owuld walk away from the conversation.

I have the out takes of the conversation bwtween Tyler and Bob. Bob asked him about his coppercab videos. Ugly answer.

 Tyler Farrar Gets worked up when he is teased about the ginger virus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otphq5MuVqA&feature=PlayList&p=CB630163FE...

Super tricky course today. I wish they would go to the pack and show us if any facorited are in trouble.

It always cracks me up when they show the front of the pack, looks like they're just ridding tempo. So the back, looks like a bomb has gone off.

I think today must be a weekday, I don't hear any gun shots outside.

Cervelo says fuck that, we need to win the stage. Everyone came to race.

Did Luigi go so fast on the down hill he cause others to crash?

For those don't  have the tour tracker, your missing out on awesome commentry. Really?! no, not really

Due to request, I'm showing my ass.

No I don't paul.

Cav is swinging at the back

This decent, will be scary. The good thing for anyone droped is the pack generally goes slower on the decents, so you can catch up. Now why would I know that?

Chavanel must of blown past bigheart to get back up,,,  well hell now's hes droping everyone

Pick your winners!

You can "morn" the loss of a teammate who's still alive,

Fuck, this is actually a pretty damn good race

We have a race people

How much time will he lose on the downhill?  the lotto guy should catch up

CRASH

did I call it? yes,,, crash and lotto caught up. I" so cool.

oh not good,, what the fuck happened?!

did fabian go so fast on the down hill he caused the crash?

This is great for the break

FUCK! CVV

WHats up with SAXO? did they not hear or see about his crash?

SAXO will push his ass across the gap if they have to,, are you seeing this? andy is just flying by dudes

Oh classicamano, why don't you wait ?

The whole of the pack is waiting for Andy, I hope CVV gets in on that wait.

Schmalz,, crashes on the decents. Lance his behind, andy s, and cvv as well.

Paul just said poor conta only has 1 teammate with him, as he was surrounded by 4

Luigi, please.

Both schlecks have gone down

CVV will not be waited for.

Cervelo will get flack for this, but they want to win the stage. GC favorties on other teams don't help them.

The cervelo lead group should get caught

they;re not making any time on the break,and its just hunt pulling.

Its a rainy and slick decent that took guys out

Cervelo has stopped pulling. gap is going back out. Favorites should catch back on

Cadel will regret not taking time today

Lance group is back on, lets see if radio shack goes to the front. to make sure the schlecks dont get back on

Sitll havent seen CVV, not good.

I'm a bit suprised they dont have more teammates with them

Looks like the schlecks will make it back

CVV will not

the race is picking up,, if cvv isnt with 30 seconds, he's fucked.. dose he spit on babies the way to bike races? he's got some bad mojo

Well, fuck. We went from having a great race to not having a race anymore.

Back to smartass jokes.

Radio shack is is getting on the front.

Looks like my pick won today. I'm really good.

 I"m suprised, cadel didnt force the issue enither did cervelo. Sometimes you need to take your time when you can. Its not always pretty

From my favorite twitter

mmmaiko

"roads are dry, how ironic is that?" who are you, fucking alanis morissette?

Paul also just said "forever more" I dont have a joke for that

boooooooo, luigi. I dont think they'll do sprint points.

ok folks thats it. Schmalz may be taking over from here. Or we might have a suprise for everyone. Stay tuned.