Kit Watch - BVF/Gorilla Coffee

Wed, 07/21/2010 - 11:33am by schmalz

 From the King of Style™

From a state as vociferously resplendent as to have its license plates proclaim, “Live Free or Die”, the King of Style™ believes firmly in impactful and pronounced fashion, especially whence on la bici. (To bring the historically uninclined up to speed, LFoD is the brazen motto from the granite state of New Hampshire.)

Bold is beautiful and so is this kit – bold, that is, not necessarily beautiful. The critical part of any cycling kit is the jersey, yes? The Gorilla Brand kit cleaves abruptly from de rigueur cycling fashion and places a massive shadowed mammal on the front of their jersey; that much is obvious. Perhaps less obvious is that that is badass and scores highly simply for its aggressive nature. Yet, I don’t necessarily recommend this practice; Team Opossum, for example likely won’t have the same appeal.

I must intercede further critique by proclaiming that I generally try not to let the actual sponsor behind the sponsor invade upon my objective style analysis. However as any New Hampshirite worth his salt knows, perusing BrooklynPaper.com is an instrumental part of each and every morning. Therefore it was virtually impossible to miss this story some weeks ago. While typically the rich and unctuous aroma of coffee wafts from Gorilla Coffee Co.’s front door, on this insidious day it emitted solely the mephitic odor of treachery.

A coffee-block is one thing, but to coffee-block patrons of a shop that sponsors a cycling team?! Well, that simply defies comprehension. Besides the hundreds of other coffee shops throughout New York City, where, I ask, will Joao and his shorn leg Brooklynite cronies go to acquire their coffee fix?

I stray off point, back to the kit.

The back of the jersey also scores styles points. Sticking with the tough-guy theme of Brooklyn, the letters BKLYN apparently teamed up and cast both their rotund vowel companions and the letter R aside leaving only what you see there. Again, from a style perspective, in this case it simply works. Conversely, as great of a squad as it is, Crvl Tsttm simply wouldn’t fly. Additionally, the silhouetted Brooklyn skyline towards the bum of this jersey is a winning choice.

Detracting heavily from the kit, though, are the shorts. They’re just drab and lack any sort of imagination. The hindquarters, the crotch, or even beneath the “Bklyn” along the legs leave plenty of room for some adventure in design as equally bold as the jersey’s front. The lack thereof is considerable shame.

Using strictly orange and black is a presumptuous move, but thankfully the former ranks highly among my favorite colors and therefore this brash choice once again is a success.

With an already verbose critique before you already, without further ado, I present the scores.

Effort in design: A-

Ability to Elicit Audience Participation: A

Execution of final product: B

Schmalz Comments

In the world of graphic design (a world in which I am both a citizen and viscount), there are many ways a designer can draw attention to what they deem is important. Manipulation of scale (making things really big or really small) is a tried and true method of capturing a viewer's attention. In fact, there's an old art school saying that goes, "If you can't make it good, make it big, and if you can't make it big, cover it in neon orange spray paint." Of, course that's not a hard and fast rule—because I think it may have originated from the guys in the school who enjoyed being in a room full of paint fumes—and I'm not saying that the Gorilla coffee kit suffers from being bad or being covered in paint fumes, what I'm saying is... Well, I've lost my train of thought, perhaps that's a result of too many fume-filled endeavors.

To use the most hackish nomenclature possible, there's a 400 pound gorilla on this jersey—you can't miss it—it's on the front. It's a very large usage of the Gorilla Coffee logo, which is a fine example of the use of scale to gain attention. This is where things get complicated, while I applaud using large imagery, I feel that in this case the gorilla face might be a little too large. It straddles the fine line between identifiable simian visage and random assemblage of large black shapes, which is not good. Complicating this situation is the fact that the face is on a jersey which is also on a person—people are never very good canvasses, they have bumps and curves and crevasses which serves to distort graphic imagery that's placed upon them—stupid un-flat people! Further complicating the recognition of the gorilla face is the fact that it's on the front of the jersey. Cyclists when they are riding, are generally hunched over their machines (well, except for recumbent riders, who are, in essence, in a reclined position with their genitals skyward). This hunching serves to obscure most of the front panels of any jersey except for the top areas on the shoulders. In the Gorilla Coffee jersey's case, this means the gorilla face will only be visible when the riders are standing up and facing you. I have to wonder if the jerseys might have been better had the gorilla been moved to the back of the kit, and as I am a hack, it would've offered me the opportunity to tell every Gorilla Coffee rider that I came across that they "have a monkey on their back".

In summation, this is a nice jersey design, but I would've relished the "monkey on your back" opportunity.


Who we are.

Dan Schmalz, when he's not typing aimlessly on the internet for free, is a graphic designer who has owned his own firm for over a decade. His work has been published in numerous national design publications, and his work has received several national awards.

Ted King is still a pro-ass bike racer who rides for the Cervelo Test Team, he also comments upon sartorial cycling issues under the moniker "The King of Style." 

If you want to have you team's kit put through the fashion critique wringer, drop us a line, and we will try to be gentle. 

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Like It! Can I buy it?
By: Antonio Grandisfere
Tue, 08/24/2010 - 1:12am

Available to us mere mortals?

I am personally impressed
By: Antonio Seatpost
Fri, 07/30/2010 - 1:18am

I am personally impressed that Schmaltz has a real business, is a success in his trade and does not live in his parents basement. This goes a long way with me, for when the question is asked of a blogger: did he "pick up his Moms knee highs before his entry ?" most of the time the conversation all seems to go south....

not with Schmaltz...bravo

How can I order a kit?
By: Thetrek1
Thu, 07/29/2010 - 2:42am

Really think it is a cool set up, and love the colors. Living now in Florida and still racing at the master level and surely would love to have a kit like this in a race in Florida. Ex-New Yorker, born in Brooklyn; East New York Area. E-mail....thetrek1@tampabay.rr.com.

negative space
By: Rorschach McQuaid
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 5:33pm

if you stare at the front of this kit long enough, you'll see snuffaluffagus reaching over a peeing witch to grab a crab leg...

Love it love it love Brooklyn
By: Bklyn Thug
Thu, 07/22/2010 - 7:59pm

Love it love it love

Brooklyn thug in da house.

Yo Yo Yo whadda up dog.

Love dat ghetto look on this kit, love it yo.

By photographing this kit on
By: Reered Railer
Thu, 07/22/2010 - 4:11pm

By photographing this kit on a black background, it looks as though the riders crotch has disappeared into the void of doom, and his disembodied torso and legs are hanging by a thread... the hands... they are lost forever.

By: Leo Torque
Thu, 07/22/2010 - 9:05am

Ok....This kit has the start of something cool. Right now it needs a little more massage - particularly the front jersey. The rear jersey - diggin the layout with the br.bridge figure ground ala katusha. Wish this graphic were a bit bigger but still looks good. The front jersey - looks unfinished. Maybe smaller Gorilla head larger BVF -or- whatever that graphic is on the sidepanel should be on the front with the stars explored a bit more. The bib front - Looks good. Bib back - design cop out - missed opportunity. It gets it done but looks phoned in. all in all this kit will probably look great in 2012. The 2011 kit is worthy and for the most part is good for the freshman outing.

Fall accessories
By: Rayan Bearing
Thu, 07/22/2010 - 2:16am

Wait until the hairy armwarmers arrive.

since we're talking about monkeys!
By: Dorian Threadlock
Thu, 07/22/2010 - 1:55am

check out this one's moves!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hjTlQahSjU

When I heard that this kit
By: Robin Plug
Thu, 07/22/2010 - 1:36am

When I heard that this kit was in the works I got excited because I am a huge fan of the web site design. This kit falls short. Sorry. Check out: http://gorillacoffee.com/

By: if rider
Thu, 07/22/2010 - 1:33am

I like the ag2r kit, that footon kit is shit!!!

ERgometer @ 9:59 a.m.
By: Theo Cage
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:59pm

AG2R the ugliest pro kit? No way. That dubious distinction must be given to the "footprint in shit" stylings of the Footon-Servetto team.


No way!
By: Fork U
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:20pm

No way Svein Rucker. BH's half rainbow kits were and are the best. No monkey business, just bright and colorful. Yay BH.

By: Dieter
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:13pm
BVF had one of the best
By: Svein Rucker
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:09pm

BVF had one of the best jerseys of the NYC peloton (is there a NYC peloton?)

This one blows, bring back the yellow!!

Ratings one thing
By: West Coast Reader
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 7:11pm

Rating one thing but who would actually buy it and wear it?

I pass.

Fart - This looks like and
By: Design gone wrong
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:26pm

Fart - This looks like and Adidas design gone wrong, just my opinion.

Matteo Chaindouche It appears
By: Opinionated Tool
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:23pm

Matteo Chaindouche

It appears you are speaking through your asshole.

Cool Kit and Great Team but...
By: Alexander Barouh
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 5:37pm

Cool looking kit and the team is super solid, but the Managers of Gorilla really are the worst. I refuse to give them my business anymore.

By: Matteo Chainline
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 5:30pm

"The kit seems a little too dark and subdued."

"The colors are too loud."

This just proves that opinions are like a$$holes, everyone has one.

grande crappacino
By: William Lorica
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 5:16pm

grande crappacino

Just looking at those colors
By: Caffeine Jolt
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 5:06pm

Just looking at those colors gives me a caffeine jolt. The colors are too loud. Red and black do not compliment each other. I think even Big Foot might get scared of those colors should he come across them in the jungle.

Can we instead guess who the model is?

By: Gabin Compliant
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 4:48pm

actually the Major Taylor guy won a prime but was DQd because he jumped back in after missing a lap...so the official knew about it. Saw an ambulance attending the other guy a couple of laps later

gorilla kit
By: Headbadge
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 4:31pm

the model or mannequin is failing to fill it out. That can't help the grading curve. Agree with the point about the gorilla starting to look like big inkblots. Concept is great. Execution is almost good. Like the subtly patterned side panels no one mentioned.

By: Sacha Swage
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 4:30pm

The Problem with the kit which schmalz an king are missing is Gorilla Coffee designed the kit themselves and if you have been to their shop you will see it is branded the same as everything they do. Meaning they took the art from the coffee bags, web site, mugs and put it on a cycling kit.

Dark roast
By: Ayoub Clamp
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 4:12pm

The kit seems a little too dark and subdued. Not something to catch the eye. I had to look up Gorilla Coffee to figure out the front graphic. I still have trouble seeing the gorilla but that's because, for me at least, it's dominated by an alternative Capellan warrior graphic.


masters crash 1
By: Face Plant
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 4:05pm

Gabin: If you saw the arguing/bumping, you should contact Maurice Charles, who was the Chief Ref. He was looking into the incident and would probably want your input.

masterrs crash 1
By: Gabin Compliant
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 3:33pm

Major Taylor dude and someone in a kit i didn't recognize start arguing and them bumping each other (!)...thinking, this will not end well and sure enough they went down hard.

Team Fugly Kit presented by
By: Maxence Bushing
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 3:33pm

Team Fugly Kit presented by Jane Goodall

Worse than Sanka
By: Ernesto Downtube
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 2:47pm

Worse than Sanka

By: Raphael Axle
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 2:33pm


i preferred last years Bklyn
By: Brent Dropout
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 2:17pm

i preferred last years Bklyn kit, it was one of the best. on the fence over the use of the gorilla face, but over all pretty nice. short of riding for a beer company, having a coffee sponsor ain't bad, and neither is gorilla coffee.

Viva Espana
By: ERgometor
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 1:59pm

Nice Kit. Need a bit more yellow.

BTW - worst prokit = AG2R. Are those bibs brown. for 2 seasons I have been trying to figure this out and b/c noone buys or sells the kit I just dont know. Any team kit with brown bibs gets an F.

no banana for you
By: Ringo Chainskip
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 1:33pm

jonas, no chance of printing any thing that even insinuates that this is a male gorilla. the gorilla ladies are decidedly not into that, though one of them seems to act like a real di.k

this kit reminds me of
By: Totto Locknut
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 1:33pm

this kit reminds me of footon.

Model had one shoulder about
By: Andy Shen
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 1:31pm

Model had one shoulder about 2" lower than the other, we tried to even him out.

ted king has absolutely no
By: Dylan Brifter
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 1:24pm

ted king has absolutely no fashion style.... good thing you're paid to ride bikes...

By: Mathys Setscrew
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 1:14pm

the dorkiest

local racing topic
By: Gherardo Lorica
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 1:09pm

Greg Avon, said that it was riders taking risk,at Prospect.
Which is true and simply put. I would add,that before someone takes that risk that they think about the cost of repairs to their bike and bodily damage to themselves.

on the local racing topic, i
By: king of pain
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 1:01pm

on the local racing topic, i do not understand why people are crashing at floyd.

vetements velo
By: king of pain
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 12:59pm

i like it. eye-catching and distinctive without being loud.

you guys should do a TdF kit review special. i think most of them suck. here, i'll help.

like: FDJ, AG2R, Sky

eh + : BMC, Saxo, Cervelo, Liquigas, Quickstep

eh : The Shack, Columbia, Lampre, Caisse d'Epargne

eh - : BBox, Milram, Garmin, Lotto

gross: Katusha, Astana, Euskaltel (mostly because of the orange ass panel)

appalling: Footon

aside from the kit discusion
By: Gherardo Lorica
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 12:58pm

Can we talk about the local racing,whats up with all the crashes in the masters field at Prospect on saturday, and how about " The Badger" atacking from the gun in 95 degree heat at Naugatuck on sunday with two others and winning the race !

By: Theo Seatmast
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 12:49pm


dancing model
By: Frank Reynolds
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 12:46pm

Kit looks good, pictures kind of suck, model is crooked? Or was he dancing for the photographer?

Don't like it
By: Wet morning
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 12:46pm

It looks like a combination of adidas soccer jersey and primal wear gone wrong. Don't like it at all. I like the old yellow one much better.

a banana printed
By: Jonas Dropout
Wed, 07/21/2010 - 12:32pm

a banana printed strategically across the crotch area would have been a nice touch

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