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Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:55am by Andy
We're bereft of ideas, so we're asking for your help. We have a roller party coming up in December, and we need a catchy name for it. Here's the details:
Date: 12/9
Location: Irish Rogue, 356 West 44th Street
Special Guest: Christian VandeVelde
Sponsor: Pacifico beer
The Cause: A benefit for the CRCA junior program
Names we've rejected: Goin' Rogue, Rogue Nation, The Bailout
What we'd like: A name that makes it clear it's a roller race while still being cute and clever (like Schmalz), one that lends itself to a Toto poster.
What you get: A free entry to the party
Give us your ideas!
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Add a commentI would like to show up on time. or at least when does the free beer begin?
Tak
" Watts for Tots"
A benefit for the CRCA junior program
-Al Poblacion
Crank Paulson and the Young-Adult Roller-race Relief Program -- here are two ideas although not great
Please play good music like Paula Abdul and Ace of Base!
Fill
young fierce rollersomatic
rollin' rollin' rollin' on ma rolleeeerz
Chamois with your Shandy?
Detroit can Lick my Chamois
My Other Bike's a Martini
2 rollers 1 toto
Sit on it & Rotate
Twirl 'til you Hurl
A quel'heure?
Juniors get in free but have to help out.
i am a junior- do i get a reduced price?
show up and pay $20 - which goes to the CRCA juniors fund
setup
warmup
racing
format
drunk
high
sex
sleep
hold the mayo and pass the cosmic awareness!
hell, you don't need an invite mr backstedt!
how would one go about getting an invite to this extravaganza if she can't come up with a snappy name?
Maggie
www.christianvandeveldefanclub.com
Rollabration or the reality..........Rollabrasion!
Skip
da ayatollah of da rolla
Hell's Kitchen Casino
Roll Out The Barrel. Toto wearing lederhosen playing the accordion. Polka theme, goes with beer.
McSpinnigan's
with illustration of VDV as Batman, schmalz as Robin and Andy as the Joker.
or...
roller race to improve your pace!
ROLLER RACE FOR A BETTER PLACE
choose that shit, schmalz!!
prom a previous junior member!
Pacifico Bicycle Roller Races for Junior Racers Benefit, or the "PBRR for JRB" sung to Jingle Bells!
Pa ci fi co, Bi cyc le
Rol ler Ra ces,
for Junior Racers Benefit,
Oh What Fun It Is To Ride
on a Fixed Gear Open Sleigh!!!
humbly submitted
Toto, Christian Vande Velde, The Amazon and Angelfood McSpade are playing twister. The Amazon calls "Left foot red!". Angelfood McSpade calls "Right hand blue!" Toto and Christian poke their heads out from between the women's thighs both reaching for the spinner and yelling "My Spin!"
it must key in to the words "roller" on this webpage and fills its little ad box with whatever is related to "rolling" or "roller" or whatever.
that's creepy.
maybe this is unintended irony, but why is there an ad for the "rolling machine" from smokingsmart.com on here? look at the box on the right of this webpage, some sort of google ad.
and use a video game rendition of toto & VDV. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_Thunder_(arcade_game)
rollin' for dough for kids in hell...'s kitchen
Have VDV on a poster wearing a bandana like Tupac..."Picture Me Rollin"
(Hit the)...Deck the Roll...ers with Bars of Folly!
or, Beer to Benefit Snotty Undeserving Kids...
Will there be missile (camel) toe for lusty labia majorum saliva pervs???
(undescernable ramblings...vapoirzer...)
(high pitched) PACIFICOOOOOO!!!!
(bong hit category) Ready! Toke! Hold It! Race!
(beer bong category) Race! then drink from funnel! Go Go Go...
(oral while racing category) who ever comes first wins!
ok I'll stop now...
time for mac-n-palin-cheese
DNF
The CVDV is awesome Roller Race party
rollericious
this time we will really try to help the juniors roller race...
There is a lot of ham and eggs in the CRCA -- how bout you invite these girls Andy:
http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/bombshells/
and show vandevelde's head getting twisted in a clothes washing machine.
That's Gold!!
Poster: Toto as Jesus Quintana
Tagline: "That creep can roll, man."
Hook: Free white russian for anyone coming in costume. X2 if you wear a pair of jellies.
How about "Rolling Over Unhelpful Wheelsuckers Who Don't Contribute Anything to Society and Take Up Precious Air and Bandwidth?"
Is Pacifico giving away free beer not good enough for you?
Or get a real sponsor and call it "(sponsor's name here)-Rolls"
Spinocity
TM
roll your own. visual riff on the zig zag label
Rollerbama
how about "Spinning at High NYVelocity?"
Not that we're high....but you get the idea....
"Spin City." Model flyer on Frank Miller's Sin City. (Search Google images for PG-13 to NC-17 ideas.)
Rock-n-Roll?
Ham and Cheese on Rollers: a Feast for the CRCA Junior Squad!
--Frank Perdue
Alternatively,
"Roll to this Joint!" NYVC's annual spinning charity
"NYVC: All Spin Zone!" With Christian VDV and Bill O'Reilly
-Spartacus
"Roller Derby"
Rolling Wheely Fast
Terrific Annual Roller Party - TARP for short. Its gonna cost ya!!!
Toto is racing down a stock chart from Dow 14000 to 5000 on his tricycle with money bags on the back when he hits a bump and flies into the air landing on his head and cracking open his helmet which turns out to be filled with egg yolk. Disturbing? Who said comedy was pretty photo-shop boys?
(roller racing!!!!! one more thing Sarah Paling doesn't know anything about.)
I know its long, but hey I think it could be catchy
Andy did I win? free entry yeah suckas
Cheers
MQ
Velocity Roll
Hmmm kinda sounds like sushi...
We'll lay out the rollers in a better way for viewing. Will probably also have 2 categories so locals won't get crushed by t-town guys.
I don't have an idea for a name. But if it would possible to have a camera on the races on the TV sets, so folks in the back could see what the F is going on.
If you wanna collect you better sign your suggestions.
Terrific Annual Roller Party - TARP for short. Its gonna cost ya!!!
roll-a-doobie
Oh I dont have a suggestion yet. I just wanted to be firts on something
Cheers
MQ
firts yeah boii!!!!
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