Plaid Men Roller Party

Location:

Santo’s Party House

It’s roller party time again! This year we’ll be graced with the presence of Jonathan Vaughters and some select members of the Garmin team. The party will be at Santo’s Party House on 12/10. More details to come. We ask that you control your excitement and don’t squeeze the…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

67 Comments

Back into the buzzsaw?

the roller races from two years ago. The boys from Trexlertown kicked the snot outta us.

But now I’m back ready to jump into the gaping maw that is the Roller Races!

Brian G.

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Steerer

Cupcake was never meant to be a term of endearment. I called him that as an insult do to his poor riding ethics and the fact that he is fat.

Love

Prospect Park

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schmalz

Yes, and here’s the annual gear restriction posting:

USCF Roller Racing Regulations: “1J4. In roller races, either road or track bicycles may be used. All classes are restricted to a development of 7.69 meters (25 feet 3 inches), and cranks must be at least 165 millimeters long.” –from 2006 USCF rule book

More info here:

http://www.bikecult.com/works/rollers06INFO.html

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Punk Ass Bitch

no forks folks (say 10x)
and spray Toto juice on the rollers for extra shiny tushy bouncy Cupcake v Chubanov Grudge Match!

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Quentin Bearing

– Cupcake the 2 time US National Masters Champion. (2008-2009)
– Bronze medalist at 2009 Elites and
– 2008 Masters Worlds Bronze Medalist in Sydney AU?

Dam, I want some of the cupcakes he eats.
Doubt he will waste his time tis year.
I am sorry, what have you done?

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WIGGINS

schmalz would you advise someone who has never ridden rollers not to do this event?

Do sprinters have the advantage on these events?

thanks

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Lucas Tigweld

The older, larger bald guy won. He was wicked fast. The kid from t-town was also impressive. But I think the best ride was the kid from Kissena with the riser bars who almost beat the t-twon whiz kid.

I really liked the location. Good for spectators. Free beer would have made this perfect. It would have been nice is the Garmin boys could have donated a few items to auction off.

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Alex Barouh

Great time last night. Thank you CRCA for setting this up. I’ll try to beat those bruiser T-Towners next time. They were fast!

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Ernesto Post

You are good, on the rollers. Impressive. In the real world, Laky will crush you. No offence. Don’t even bother on the track. As the year goes on he will only get faster. Imagine that the guy is not even in shape yet… I really think that is the closest you will ever get. Enjoy that molment of somewhat fame.

What happed to Gui..? Got eliminated real quick huh…? He was probably shooting his mouth off too.

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Paolo Ergopower

Really. Seriously dude, who the fuck are you to even say that? So what if Andy is a stronger rider on the track… he’s been doing it his entire life and it’s all he knows. Let Alex have his moment, he deserves it.

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Alex Barouh

You crack me up “Ernesto”.

Obviously Lacky would kill me and almost everyone else in a real track sprint. You pretty much stated the obvious. You have anymore words of wisdom?

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william

ernesto post (2:42):

what a weiner you are!

alex has no pretensions of being able to beat these t-town monsters on the track.

there IS something to be said for the fact that NO ONE in nyc (not even Lacorte) can beat him on the rollers.

he is but a lowly bicycle messenger/house painter, enjoying his NYS cat 4 track championship and cat 3 upgrade from his first season of racing at the velodrome.

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Bent Overmi

Alex was in the ZONE — he looked like a roller zen master last night – with relaxed face and far away look in his eyes — it seemed as if he were channeling some long dead roller champ from the races held at Madison Sqr Garden.

Impressive move inching past last years overall winner Lea.

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fatty matty

i love how “ernesto” responds as if Alex said something along the lines of “Yeah, well, if you think I’m good on rollers, you should see me take on these guys on the actual track!”

but i must have missed him saying that.

wait, let me hit refresh one more time…

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