Fake Paint 5

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This Dumba55 is an attempt to pander to all the graphic designer bike geeks out there – lord knows there’s enough of them! It seems like half of the peloton out there slaps on the thick black frame glasses and ironic tee-shirts after every race. So here is the frame for them! The Typo – from Dumba55!

21 Comments

Anonymous

still not sure why you’ve chosen to insultingly name the frame after what is – arguably – one of the most tenacious and enjoyable fresh-water sportfish. why not insult the crappie? dum crappie would be perfectly acceptable. i hate their stupid little mouths and their flounder-like inability to put up a decent fight. its like reeling in wet tube sock. but the bucket-mouthed hawg is the tyrannous rex of the pond; “big, broad-shouldered and heavyset; a swaggering redneck linebacker of a fish”

Anonymous

has this been sent to bike manufacturers yet? even if you have a great idea, you can’t expect them to come to you, ya know.

usually people ride their bikes in the other sense, but hey schmalz, they might have other ideas for yours, too!

aefghi

has this been sent to bike manufacturers yet? even if you have a great idea, you can’t expect them to come to you, ya know.

usually people ride their bikes in the other sense, but hey schmalz, they might have other ideas for yours, too!

hawg lover

still not sure why you’ve chosen to insultingly name the frame after what is – arguably – one of the most tenacious and enjoyable fresh-water sportfish. why not insult the crappie? dum crappie would be perfectly acceptable. i hate their stupid little mouths and their flounder-like inability to put up a decent fight. its like reeling in wet tube sock. but the bucket-mouthed hawg is the tyrannous rex of the pond; “big, broad-shouldered and heavyset; a swaggering redneck linebacker of a fish”

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