Ride Brooklyn Williamsburg Opening Party

What school yard is closest to yo mama's house?

I may be late. Which school playground or parking lot will we ride around in?

don't show up then - more for the rest of us

Wow, really? A store Grand Opening and they're making you pay for beers? Hmmmmm, no thanks

I wanna get in on some of them sweet dollar beers. How 'bout you go 'round back and play a rising round of hide and go fuck yourself.

I sure hope they have a liquor license to sell those drinks! I never heard of any other bike shops have liquor licenses. Laws are laws!