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anyone amazed that LAnce-TANA would have donedid 4 laps in 46 min???
11:30 per lap???
Discuss...
Cancelled?
landino
is being repaved starting next week....eastside, 60th-110th...
It should be abundantly clear to any level-headed observer that the title bout from a fortnight ago has greatly offended the G-ds of FBF. The perpatrators must make amends.
dammit. 69 miles, no chance.
im the paint on the road / the weight of your load / with your cracked glass groud / F-CK IT!
i f-ckin knew it. nice.
seriously, now, augusta at 6pm - never make it from nyc. how about lakewood by 7pm? is that doable?
"captain, there is talk..."
i dont know about that, but i do love me some fIREHOSE. schmalz must dig it too, from iowa must love him some fROMOHIO
this is the only thing that comes to mind re: floyd
"Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that G-d does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you."
schmaltz malt liquor: works every time.
I serve to inform
Will there be quintuple points next week? Will I have to bring a graphing calculator?
I disagree - I taste much better than Schlitz
SCHMALZ STOP TAUNTING ME BY REPOSTING. LIKE A SHARP STICK IN THE NUTS EVERY TIME.
f the 12-pack of sponges, bring 12-packs of schlitz instead. kinda sounds like schmaltz, but tastes better.
FBF cancelled, course is underwater. REPOST
!@#$~!!! Trainer night AGAIN!!! FUKITOL, TAKE ME AWAY!
i for one am definitely fbf depraved. but not down w. fast laps during the summer season ... too many peds. unsafe.
i'm in for the fast laps, but i think you mean deprived.
If everyone went out to FBF with a 12 pack of sponges ...
how 'bout some fast laps in central park tonight for the fbf-depraved? unofficially, say, around 7:45 or so starting at engineers gate if it ain't raining?
FBF cancelled, I'm reposting so the news goes up
is floyd on tonight july 7th??
kick the dog too!
will it be triple points next week?
bunch of road wimps, it's called triathlon. get off your bike and swim through the puddles. don't be afraid of water and the mankini.
I live about 15 miles east of FBF. We have had massive rains for the past hour.
I mixed bottles, packed beers, laid out kit, took nap, woke up to a wall of water outside my window.
I'm so frustrated. I'm gonna go yell at my kids and pick a fight with my wife now.
cant we do the weak-a55 triangle course? there must be some way to create a course on fbf that avoids any puddles, though i cant understand where the f-ck water is coming from. dyyyyyyyyying here. help me, charlie i, youre my only hope
Dude...Charlie took a pee. Course flooded. Put it together, you've seen the guy in tight shorts, he should be nicknamed 'Firehose.'
dude i hear ya fbf is the love of my life.
it's really on, schmalz is lying so he can show up and be one of one in his respective field and get double points. we're on to your scheme.
I'm not there, but Charlie is, and he cancelled the race.
Is there an explanation for how water accumulates there when there hasn't been rain? Not complaining, just curious. Did it rain there actually?
starange. the weather is fine in brooklyn.
WTF? how is there water on the course? sunny all weekend and no rain?
i know it's said, but fbf is all i've got
FBF cancelled, no joke
it's dry in seattle, clowdy but dry. has been ice all week. do not move here, stay in NY.
i actually don't believe this, think it's someone playing a joke. called someone who lives near there and they said it hardly rained
i'm sopriced its canceled no rain right now dammit.
FBF seriously cancelled
seriously?
FBF CANCELLED course is underwater
DAMNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, FBF canceled?
I need to go take my daily dose of Fukitol, 1000mg tablets.
Where the hell are we, Seattle?
are you kidding?
charlie just stopped to take a piss
Charlie's just getting off the Belt Parkway
Is it on tonight? How will we know that it is cancelled before we start riding through traffic of mad mad Brooklyn neighborhoods?
its sunny at fbf 4.00pm
Charlie will be at FBF in about 15 minutes
anyone konw what's FBF status? on or off? this f'ing rain is getting ridiculous...
we are the world....we are the children....
CJ covers himself in bacos regardless of results
funny, CJ plans to cover himself in baco-s if he wins...
NYTimes also plans to cover CJ in Saturday's CRCA Boyd pts race.
great NYT piece on getting into amateur racing- oh and a shout out about CJ and Jed's party on sunday. http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/07/for-would-be-armstrongs-som...
Armstrong CRASHES!!! http://tinyurl.com/kr9778
Lance's spokes in case things get ugly.
Why is Contador carrying that frame-pump in his hand?
Katusha drops Wegman...
And now Vandenbroeck... Can't these guys ride their bikes?
Bottle is currently backing up LA on the tele
Lampre looking weak...
does first in off topic count as a real first?