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Off-Topic for 07/07/2009 - 02:10

Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:10am by Wheelsucker

Welcome to the Tue, 07/07/2009 - 02:10 edition of Off Topic! You are looking at the next step in the evolution of VCN, the Off-Topic page. Have you ever been frustrated because you had a burning desire to call someone a sandbagger and could only hope to be timely by posting your comment to a photo gallery page or on a page describing a charity ride?

Well, your prayers have been answered! You can post your comment from the home page and it magically comes to rest here with the other orphans from the land of Misfit Comments. The page gets refreshed every day, but not to worry! Each day's page will be archived and treasured, so you can look back on past pages with pride, shame or disgust-depending on how the day's conversation went. So post away! We've got an internet to fill up.

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The jerk store is open!
By: Andy Shen
Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:10am

The jerk store is open! http://www.slate.com/id/2222407

CP as a reference
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:06pm

anyone amazed that LAnce-TANA would have donedid 4 laps in 46 min???
11:30 per lap???
Discuss...

FBF
By: Sucka
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:01pm

Cancelled?

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:44pm

landino

Central Park
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:42pm

is being repaved starting next week....eastside, 60th-110th...

It should be abundantly clear
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:42pm

It should be abundantly clear to any level-headed observer that the title bout from a fortnight ago has greatly offended the G-ds of FBF. The perpatrators must make amends.

dammit. 69 miles, no
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:26pm

dammit. 69 miles, no chance.

im the paint on the road / the weight of your load / with your cracked glass groud / F-CK IT!

i f-ckin knew it.
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:20pm

i f-ckin knew it. nice.

seriously, now, augusta at 6pm - never make it from nyc. how about lakewood by 7pm? is that doable?

"captain, there is talk..."
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:18pm

"captain, there is talk..."

4:52
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:17pm

i dont know about that, but i do love me some fIREHOSE. schmalz must dig it too, from iowa must love him some fROMOHIO

if banal lebowski quotation lover likes fight club, too
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:14pm

this is the only thing that comes to mind re: floyd

"Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that G-d does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you."

schmaltz malt liquor: works
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:12pm

schmaltz malt liquor: works every time.

I serve to inform
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:10pm

I serve to inform

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:10pm

Will there be quintuple points next week? Will I have to bring a graphing calculator?

I disagree - I taste much
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:10pm

I disagree - I taste much better than Schlitz

SCHMALZ STOP TAUNTING ME BY
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:09pm

SCHMALZ STOP TAUNTING ME BY REPOSTING. LIKE A SHARP STICK IN THE NUTS EVERY TIME.

f the 12-pack of sponges,
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:07pm

f the 12-pack of sponges, bring 12-packs of schlitz instead. kinda sounds like schmaltz, but tastes better.

FBF cancelled, course is
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:07pm

FBF cancelled, course is underwater. REPOST

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:06pm

!@#$~!!! Trainer night AGAIN!!! FUKITOL, TAKE ME AWAY!

i for one am definitely fbf
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:06pm

i for one am definitely fbf depraved. but not down w. fast laps during the summer season ... too many peds. unsafe.

hey 5 oclock
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:04pm

i'm in for the fast laps, but i think you mean deprived.

If everyone went out to FBF
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:03pm

If everyone went out to FBF with a 12 pack of sponges ...

how 'bout some fast laps in
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:00pm

how 'bout some fast laps in central park tonight for the fbf-depraved? unofficially, say, around 7:45 or so starting at engineers gate if it ain't raining?

FBF cancelled, I'm reposting
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:59pm

FBF cancelled, I'm reposting so the news goes up

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:58pm

is floyd on tonight july 7th??

Patrick
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:57pm

kick the dog too!

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:56pm

will it be triple points next week?

bunch of road wimps, it's
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:56pm

bunch of road wimps, it's called triathlon. get off your bike and swim through the puddles. don't be afraid of water and the mankini.

Ark needed
By: Patrick
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:55pm

I live about 15 miles east of FBF. We have had massive rains for the past hour.

I mixed bottles, packed beers, laid out kit, took nap, woke up to a wall of water outside my window.

I'm so frustrated. I'm gonna go yell at my kids and pick a fight with my wife now.

cant we do the weak-a55
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:52pm

cant we do the weak-a55 triangle course? there must be some way to create a course on fbf that avoids any puddles, though i cant understand where the f-ck water is coming from. dyyyyyyyyying here. help me, charlie i, youre my only hope

Dude...Charlie took a pee.
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:52pm

Dude...Charlie took a pee. Course flooded. Put it together, you've seen the guy in tight shorts, he should be nicknamed 'Firehose.'

dude i hear ya fbf is the
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:51pm

dude i hear ya fbf is the love of my life.

it's really on, schmalz is
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:51pm

it's really on, schmalz is lying so he can show up and be one of one in his respective field and get double points. we're on to your scheme.

I'm not there, but Charlie
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:51pm

I'm not there, but Charlie is, and he cancelled the race.

Explanation
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:50pm

Is there an explanation for how water accumulates there when there hasn't been rain? Not complaining, just curious. Did it rain there actually?

starange. the weather is fine
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:49pm

starange. the weather is fine in brooklyn.

WTF? how is there water on
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:49pm

WTF? how is there water on the course? sunny all weekend and no rain?

i know it's said, but fbf is all i've got

FBF cancelled, no joke
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:48pm

FBF cancelled, no joke

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:47pm

it's dry in seattle, clowdy but dry. has been ice all week. do not move here, stay in NY.

going
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:45pm

i actually don't believe this, think it's someone playing a joke. called someone who lives near there and they said it hardly rained

i'm sopriced its canceled no
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:41pm

i'm sopriced its canceled no rain right now dammit.

FBF seriously cancelled
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:39pm

FBF seriously cancelled

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:38pm

seriously?

FBF CANCELLED course is
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:37pm

FBF CANCELLED course is underwater

DAMNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! Seri
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:36pm

DAMNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, FBF canceled?

I need to go take my daily dose of Fukitol, 1000mg tablets.

Where the hell are we, Seattle?

did it even rain?
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:35pm

are you kidding?

charlie just stopped to take
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:29pm

charlie just stopped to take a piss

Charlie's just getting off
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:24pm

Charlie's just getting off the Belt Parkway

Tour de FBF
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:10pm

Is it on tonight? How will we know that it is cancelled before we start riding through traffic of mad mad Brooklyn neighborhoods?

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:03pm

its sunny at fbf 4.00pm

Charlie will be at FBF in
By: schmalz
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:02pm

Charlie will be at FBF in about 15 minutes

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:50pm

anyone konw what's FBF status? on or off? this f'ing rain is getting ridiculous...

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:32pm

we are the world....we are the children....

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:47pm

CJ covers himself in bacos regardless of results

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:41pm

funny, CJ plans to cover himself in baco-s if he wins...

NYTimes
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:26pm

NYTimes also plans to cover CJ in Saturday's CRCA Boyd pts race.

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 4:43pm

great NYT piece on getting into amateur racing- oh and a shout out about CJ and Jed's party on sunday. http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/07/for-would-be-armstrongs-som...

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:53pm

Armstrong CRASHES!!! http://tinyurl.com/kr9778

It's for
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:51pm

Lance's spokes in case things get ugly.

In case he flats?
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:45pm

Why is Contador carrying that frame-pump in his hand?

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:15pm

Katusha drops Wegman...

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 1:49pm

And now Vandenbroeck... Can't these guys ride their bikes?

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 1:21pm

Bottle is currently backing up LA on the tele

n/a
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 1:06pm

Lampre looking weak...

first
By: Wheelsucker
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:47am

does first in off topic count as a real first?

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