Hello internet readers and fellow cycling enthusiasts! Today we are going to play a game, and that game is called "Where are those results?".
I have heard Augusto Sanchez won the Pro/1/2 race at the Tour de Fort Lee but I think the full results are stuck in traffic trying to get over the GWB (or scrambling to come up with the $50,000,000 for the toll). I have also been informed that at the Tour de FBF there was a combining of fields and that someone out of the large field won, possibly from a break. Once more info becomes available, I am sure someone will quickly post down in the comments section with claims of being ‘first’ (pro tip: this website tells everyone they were it’s ‘first’, and then you realize it totally lied after it gives you the clap).
Kudos to everyone. You should all get medals, a la ‘try’athletes.