What began as an obsession and a phrase in Schmalz’s clipboard has now been immortalized in t-shirt form. Quantities are limited as Schmalz has little confidence in the popularity of his musings. THOR WILL SMASH!
Sizes available: small, medium, large, x-large
$15.00 + $5.00 shipping and handling (what is handling anyway?)
Click on the shirt to buy.
Smash, Thor, Smash!!
Enjoy the quizzical looks of people on the street as they pass you wearing this pink tribute to a dubious hairstyle choice. Quantities are limited as Schmalz has little confidence in the popularity of his musings. bawm, chicka, bawm, bawm
Sizes available: small, medium, large, x-large
$15.00 + $5.00 shipping and handling (what is handling anyway?)
Click on the shirt to buy.
Franco ‘Porn Hair’ Pellizotti, under the thrall of Schmalz.
Use this link to go to store for shirts:
http://stores.ebay.com/nyvelocity
If you have no idea what these shirts are all about, visit the Tour de Schmalz.
I’ve jumped the shark!!
Green?
Um, green jersey?
Thor ROOLS
(p.s. I have his water bottle from TdF 03. It smelled funny.)
Too bad you couldn’t borrow a Marvel Comics image for the Thor shirt.
you are real famous if some one in california tells me cool shirt i like that schmalz guy
Should I ever become the least bit famous for pity throwaway remarks about local cycling and the TDF, saddle up the other three horsemen of the apocalypse, because the end is nigh…
Good things that are Green.
The Hulk
The Green Giant
Baby Poo (if it eats peas)
Grass-On a lawn or in a funny cigarette
Bond faaast Rubber Cement Container
The Top to my Sriracha HOT chilli sauce
Mr. Green
Why can’t I be Mr. White?
Not that it means I”m assaulting anyone or anything.